Nice to meet you, my name is Ella. My boyfriend dumped me today in the morning.
I got so sad, that I first wanted to get drunk, but later I realized that finding a fuck buddy will be a better medicine for me.
Can you heal my broken heart with your magic cock? Get it out of your first aid kit and inject it through my vagina.
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Quote #24153
“CHAAARRRRRGGGE! SMASH THEIR BALLS MORTAL STRIKE THEIR FORESKINS REND THIER BUM CRACK AND DUMP YOUR RAGE WITH WHIRLWIND POP YOUR TRINKET POP IT LIKE YOU POPED YOU COCK RECKLESSNESS AS YOU EXECUTE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS RAVAGER THEIR DICK HOLES SWEEPING STRIKE BLADESTORM OFF THEIR… GENITAAAAAAAALLLLS….”
– Tactialxtent, in World of Warcraft
#22513: davepoobond -> manceman
davepoobond: sa kakak
manceman: what?
davepoobond: say it out loud
manceman: i dont get it still
davepoobond: sak a kak
davepoobond: suck a cock
manceman: o i get it
Hate Mail #22125
This form was submitted: Feb 05 2004 / 20:21:31
name = Black guy
email = Ihatewhitepeople@aol.com
hatemail = Racist bitches will suck the cocks of ducks when my people revolt and rape your women for a change. how about that that you arab bastards?
Quote #20260
“i have like cock cock cock ass and mouth with cock in it”
– davepoobond
Quote #16435
“cock pem”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s high school
Quote #14777
“grab ya cocks and drop ya socks =0)~~~”
– from the Internet
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