“One day I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden somebody came over to me. He took my glasses and stomped on them. He took my clothes off and then burned them while I watched mournfully at the bon fire in front of me. I cried for 3 weeks straight afterwards.”
– davepoobond
Subject: Visit the Russia! Without clothes..
I was at the farm and suddenly saw William Blunk putting arm up the horses asrse, till his elbow.
Have you seen anything like that?
Just take a close look at that shit:
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Tell me please, if you, pervert, really want to follow me, next time I go outside the town!
::insert picture of a more-or-less hot chick::
“I am unique. You love me.
My favorite thing to do is eat. I enjoy books, they are more entertaining than most people.
I am not sarcastic and hate humor.
Music is for the weak.
Lets get tacos sometime.
I always wear a pleather jumpsuit underneath my clothes.”
– from a girl’s dating profile.
Did you hear about the absent-minded gangster who took a sack with a body in it to the laundry and threw his dirty clothes in the river?
Eileen: Why are baby girls dressed in pink and baby boys dressed in blue?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
Eileen: Because they can’t dress themselves!
Louise: Well, how did your clothes get all torn up?
Scott: I tried to stop a kid from getting beat up.
Louise: Who?
Scott: Me!