Boyfriend: I had to return that alarm clock you gave me for Valentine’s Day.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: It kept going off while I was asleep.
Boyfriend: I had to return that alarm clock you gave me for Valentine’s Day.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: It kept going off while I was asleep.
“My boyfriend’s name should be Big Ben.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t have time for him.”
Q: What did the digital clock say to its mom?
A: Look mom, no hands!
There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive – at his in-laws’ place.
As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law, “When my son comes, do not call up my office and say that I have become a father of a boy because I’ll have to shell out a lot for parties. Just leave me a message that the clock has arrived. This will be our code for the arrival of the baby.”
The offspring does finally arrive one day, but it’s a daughter. The father-in-law now thinks to himself, “If I tell him that the clock has not arrived, he’ll misunderstand and think that something has happened to the baby and come rushing over.”
So the father-in-law left the following message: “The clock has arrived, but the pendulum is missing.”