“The chef pissed the recipe and then shit the dessert”
– davepoobond
Tag Archives: chef
Joke #18332
Q: What Oriental chef is also a detective?
A: Sherwok Holmes.
Joke #18292
Q: What did the chef say to the hungry watch?
A: “How about seconds?”
Joke #17855
Q: Where do pastry chefs warm up?
A: In the batter box.
Joke #17821
Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!
Quote #13836
“The restaurant prided itself on its chef who made cakes in the shape of the George Washington bridge”
– from a book
Quote #13835
“The waiter spoke only German, but the Chef could speak five Languages”
– from a book
Joke #12087
Did you hear about the dumb chef who joined the submarine service because he wanted to learn how to make sandwiches?
Joke #11781
Bingo: Hello? Bingo’s Restaurant.
Ringo: Hello! Tell me, does your chef have pig’s feet?
Bingo: I can’t tell, sir. He’s got his shoes on!
Joke #11190
Q: Why is it impolite to sneeze on one’s dinner plate?
A: If the chef had wanted snot sprinkled all over his dish, he would have put it there.
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theyju – n. the city’s best chef