Q: Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
A: Because of the kitty litter!
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Joke #17445
Q: Why do cats sing in back alleys?
A: Well, that’s shoe-business!
Joke #17443
Q: Why don’t cats complain when other cats make noise all night?
A: Because it’s meow-sic to their ears!
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“New England won, kitty! New England won!”
– davepoobond
Quote #16932
“The cat ate its cheese”
– davepoobond
Quote #16911
“The tacit cat pooed in the den.”
– davepoobond
Quote #16906
“The languid kitty learned to dance.”
– davepoobond
Quote #15703
“Ode to summer; Ode to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich; Ode to my cat; Ode to a bit of small green putty found in your armpit that morning…sorry about that last one”
– Ms. Signs
Quote #15599
“My neutered cat has a bigger wang than you.”
– Nose
Quote #15011
“Lets. Play. Copy cat.”
– from the TV