The Squackle Quiz Orange construction signs warn you: July 29, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Orange construction signs warn you: That there are driver services ahead. Of workers and road equipment ahead. Of an accident ahead. Someone jizzed on the road. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Which of these is a good way to spot driving hazards? July 29, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Which of these is a good way to spot driving hazards? Focus on your inside mirrors. Focus on the vehicle ahead. Scan ahead of your vehicle. Use binoculars while driving. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Which of the following could best contribute to improved traffic flow? July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Which of the following could best contribute to improved traffic flow? Avoid rubbernecking. Raising the speed limit. Eliminating the space cushion. Shoot everyone with a shotgun. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz If you get sleepy while driving, you should: July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment If you get sleepy while driving, you should: Drive to a safe place, stop, and rest. Play the radio loudly and roll down the windows. Drink coffee to make you more alert. Sleep while you're driving. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You should use a turnout lane when: July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment You should use a turnout lane when: You want to pass another driver. You want to make a U-turn. Faster drivers want to pass you. You want to jack your dog off. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz How far ahead should you scan for hazards while driving? July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment How far ahead should you scan for hazards while driving? 6 to 8 seconds 10 to 15 seconds 4 to 5 seconds Not at all. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Blocking an intersection during “rush hour” traffic is not permitted: July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Blocking an intersection during "rush hour" traffic is not permitted: Under any circumstances. Unless you have the right-of-way. Unless some of the cross traffic can get around you. Unless you're jacking off your dog while it's jacking off your mom. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You are stopped at an intersection before… July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment You are stopped at an intersection before pulling into the intersection. You look: Left and right only. Left, right, and left again. Straight ahead and to the left. Behind you only. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz There is a railroad crossing ahead and you see… July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment There is a railroad crossing ahead and you see flashing red lights warning you of a train coming. You must Stop only if you see a train coming. Slow down before crossing. Stop, then proceed when safe. Piss on the train tracks before the train comes. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Safely backing your vehicle does not include: July 28, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Safely backing your vehicle does not include: Looking over your right shoulder as you back. Checking behind your vehicle before you get in. Tapping your horn as you back. Eating a koala. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Generally speaking, you know you are in a truck’s blind spot if: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Generally speaking, you know you are in a truck's blind spot if: You follow no closer than six feet. You stay close to the vehicle's right front wheel. You can't see the driver in the side mirror. You gave him the finger. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz Which of the following is true about double parking? July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment Which of the following is true about double parking? It is illegal under all circumstances. It is allowed if you are making a delivery. It is illegal unless you wait in the vehicle. It is ok as long as you are jacking off your dog. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz If your car has an air bag, you should use your seat belt: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment If your car has an air bag, you should use your seat belt: Unless you are only driving within city limits. Only on the freeway. At all times. When you're drunk, pregnant, or both. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz To turn left from a one-way street into a one-way street, use: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment To turn left from a one-way street into a one-way street, use: The lane closest to the left curb. The center left-turn lane. Any lane as long as it is safe. Eat corn on the cob. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr
The Squackle Quiz You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive: July 27, 2013 davepoobond Leave a comment You want to merge onto a freeway. You should drive: The same speed as the freeway traffic. At the legal freeway speed limit. 10 mph slower than the freeway traffic. With your head hanging out of the window. View Results Loading ... Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr