An airplane ran out of gas, so the pilot parachuted out over the jungle. He landed in a cannibal pot. The chief came along and saw the pilot in the pot and yelled.
“What’s this flier doing in my soup?”
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Top 10 Cannibal Excuses for Eating Bodies
10. They don’t know the number for the corner pizza take-out.
9. All the good salad bars are closed at night.
8. Bodies don’t have expiration dates.
7. The cannibals are convinced bodies taste like chicken.
6. They watched Alive! too many times.
5. Eating bodies is their solution to the lack of burial plot space.
4. They believe bodies work better than Metamucil.
3. They decided they need more protein in their diet.
2. Bodies are high in fiber and contain no preservatives.
1. They get carried away by the idea that "You are what you eat."
Joke #11248
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite movie?
A: With Six You Get Eggroll.
Joke #11245
Q: Why did the cannibal invite over a variety of musicians for lunch?
A: He wanted to cover the four major food groups.
Joke #11243
Q: Why did the cannibal start dining on heavy metal bands?
A: He needed more iron in his diet.
Joke #11242
Q: What does a cannibal mother always teach her son?
A: "Don’t eat fingers with your fingers!"
Joke #11189
Q: Why do cannibals prefer certain body parts to others?
A: I don’t nose; it’s hard to ex-spleen.
Joke #11171
Q: Why don’t cannibals serve up stuffed bodies?
A: Because its not polite to eat a mouth that’s full.
Joke #11170
Q: Why do cannibals like eating frightened farmers?
A: They taste just like chicken.
Joke #11034
Q: Why did the cannibals keep the missionaries’ tents cool?
A: So their meal could be served chilled.
Joke #10971
Q: On “Gilligan’s Island,” what did the castaways do when they ran out of seasoning?
A: They used Ginger.
Joke #10820
Q: What did the characters in Alive! yell before going swimming?
A: “Last one in is a coddled egg!”
Joke #10819
Q: What did the survivors eat for dessert in Alive!?
A: Soccer torte.
Joke #10818
Q: Why did nobody in Alive! want to oversleep?
A: They didn’t want to be breakfast in bed.
odor eater
odor eater – n. a deodorizer you put in your shoes if your feet stink
;} something Sharon Turner needs to put in her panties and up her pussy.
;} a cannibal that likes to eat sweaty feet