Q: What’s the funniest bone in your body?
A: The humerus.
Tag Archives: bone
Joke #13308
Q: What is another name for a sleeping skeleton?
A: Lazy bones.
Joke #13104
FOOTBALL COACH: “Krumski, do you know what a pigskin is good for?”
KRUMSKI: “Sure, coach, it keeps the pig’s bones from falling apart.”
Joke #12884
When it comes to people’s looks, beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness goes all the way to the bone.
Joke #12571
Then there was the rich poodle who didn’t bury his bones. He kept them in a burial vault.
Joke #11974
I’m so dumb. I just found out a Ukrainian is a person. I thought it was a bone in your neck.
Joke #11917
Q: How does a skeleton make calls?
A: On a bone phone!
Joke #8988
Q: How did the bones cross the street?
A: They didn’t. The dogs ate them.
sekemo
sekemo – n. a bone bruise. You don’t see it on your skin as a bruise but it still hurts in that place
rifkin
rifkin – n. an egg roll with a bone in it