I fucked you
You fucked me
No one ever fucked Barney
He’s a big purple shit
and I wish he’d fucking die
So go to hell and not the sky
Tag Archives: Barney
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22111
This seems more like a rap song than a parody song of the Barney theme song.
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On top of Old Smokey all covered in blood,
I shot fucking Barney with a 94 stud.
I went to his funeral,
I went to his grave.
When the people threw flowers,
I chucked a grenade .
And 20 years later he came from the dead,
I got a bazooka and blew off his head.
I’d like to continue, its funny I know,
but I can’t continue, cause I gotta go to the little menz room.
Bad Submission #22110
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song submission.
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This form was submitted: Jun 27 2005 / 09:21:03
name = barney killer
song = barney sucks barney sucks .. he should die he should die Barney sucks !!!!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22109
OH look Barney is on fire
It is our greatest desire
Just watch the flames go higher
Whatever you do
DON’T PUT HIM OUT.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22108
I love you
You love me
Please don’t call child abuse on me
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
You can be a pervert too.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22106
I hate you
You hate me
Let’s get together and slice barney
Into little square pieces
Then throw them out the door
Blood and guts scattered on the floor.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22104
I hate you
You hate me
I will kill your whole family
With a big fucking gun pointing at your teeth
Making you piss while your miserbly in your knees
While you beg for your ass not to be split
No god-damn purple dinosaur will be left to sing.
Bad Submission #22103
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar song submission.
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This form was submitted: Jun 14 2005 / 15:49:00
name = grant and logan hardesty bros
song = i hate you you hate me i think that you suck so go have makeout with duck
Bad Submission #22102
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar submission
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This form was submitted: Jun 12 2005 / 17:56:22
name = kjku
song = barney is on fire. he must die. this dosnt ryme
Bad Submission #22101
Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur form.
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This form was submitted: Jun 11 2005 / 19:04:05
name = Cat
song = lets all get to geatter and kill barney hang him from a tree
Anti-Barney the Dinosuar Song #22100
I hate you
You hate me
Barney fucking with me,
Me and Double Dee are gonna go on a killing spree,
Put a hatchet up his ass and then make him smoke some grass,
Mother fucker gonna die and you know that ain’t a lie BITCH!
Bad Submission #22092
Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.
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This form was submitted: May 31 2005 / 12:51:16
name = crackhead
email = crack@crackisgood.ca.mb
use_email = no
song = yah i wan’t to kill that purple bastard! I’ll rip off his head so he dies faster.i’ll shoot him in the head, then he falls, then i’ll rip off his fucken balls! And then i’ll tie burn it at the ends and he’ll say give it back! That’s my friends!!
and if you don’t like this song, you can kiss my white ass you fucken squares!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22091
I love you
You love me
Let’s hang Barney from a tree,
Watch him scream and try to run away
Who really cares cause he’s dead anyway!!!!!
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22090
I hate Barney
You hate me
I’ll hang you both by a F-in tree
With a knife through your heads
And a sword through your stomachs
Ha ha you’re both dead.
Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22078
My names Pete
I ain’t neat
Barney likes my stinky feet
He’s big fat purple headed mess of a dinasour
Barney robbed a grocery store