Jingle bells jingle bells, Santa Clause is dead
Teddy bear teddy bear, shot him in the head
Barbie doll barbie doll, tried to save his life
But a GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
Jingle bells jingle bells, Santa Clause is dead
Teddy bear teddy bear, shot him in the head
Barbie doll barbie doll, tried to save his life
But a GI Joe from Mexico stabbed her with a knife!
911, 911
Santa Clause is dead
Rodolph took a 44
And shot him dead, HEY!
Barbie doll, Barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But GI Joe
from Mexico
Stabbed her with a knife, HEY!
This is a really sexy horror film because the heroine is a little 999-year-old girl played by Pamela Anderson who is the granddaughter of the famous old-time dick Jamal Anderson. In this picture she can start fires by sending sexy vibrations out of the sexy part of her little brain. She sets houses and automobiles and banks on fire and burns down several Barbies. Then men from the defense department come and want to use her as a secret military Popsicle. They tell her if she helps them they will give her a new moo moo to play with. But she is too busy fucking down a Paris and French-frying Jim Carrey. It all comes to an end when she gives up starting fires and decides to grow up and become a sexer.
While Christmas shopping at a toy store, Barry came across a long line of people waiting for a promised shipment of dolls from Mattel.
As he scanned the line, he noticed his friend, Wally, waiting with all the others. Knowing that Wally had no daughters or young relatives, Barry figured that Wally must like the dolls himself. “Wally, I didn’t know you were a collector!”
“I’m not,” Wally replied.
“Then why are you standing in this long line?”
“Well, I’ve never been able to resist a Barbie queue!”
Q: What has blonde hair, lifts weights, and buzzes?
A: Bar-bee.
“can you sign this, for Barbie?”
– from the TV
“I wish I was a barbie, that bitch has everything”
– Tony