holy f***
barney sucks
he should should f*** his d***
on live tv!
with a f*** F*** f*** f***ity f***
his old balls came rolling home
Tag Archives: balls
Quote #24153
“CHAAARRRRRGGGE! SMASH THEIR BALLS MORTAL STRIKE THEIR FORESKINS REND THIER BUM CRACK AND DUMP YOUR RAGE WITH WHIRLWIND POP YOUR TRINKET POP IT LIKE YOU POPED YOU COCK RECKLESSNESS AS YOU EXECUTE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS RAVAGER THEIR DICK HOLES SWEEPING STRIKE BLADESTORM OFF THEIR… GENITAAAAAAAALLLLS….”
– Tactialxtent, in World of Warcraft
The Many Ways to Say Testicles
A –
B – Balls, Berries, Bulge, Ballsack, Basket
C –
D –
E – Equipment
F – Family jewels, Fuzzy peaches
G – Gonads, Groin
H –
I –
J – Jewels, Junk
K –
L –
M – Merchandise
N – Nads, Nuts, Nutsack
O –
P – Pills, Privates
Q –
R – Rocks
S – Stones, Sack, Scrotum
T – Testicles, Testes
U – Undercarriage
V –
W –
X –
Y –
Z –
Quote #23016
“A juggler would have a moiety of time to catch each ball he is juggling and then throwing it back up.”
– davepoobond
Do you have the cell phone blues?
Loading ...Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #21942
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave you H.I.V.
So I kicked him in the balls
And you shot him in the head
Now that purple bastards dead
(I hate him so much)
–
Another version of this song:
I hate you
You hate me
Barney gave me HIV
So I kicked him in the balls
And I punched him in the head
Now that purple bastards dead!
CBT
CBT – Acronym. acronym for “cock and ball torture.”
Quote #21465
“that sucks the sweat off dead dogs balls”
– jeff
ben-wa balls
ben-wa balls – n. a pair of balls usually encapsulated by a plastic or ceramic coating. The balls are intended to be placed inside the vagina where they create pleasurable sensations by gently knocking against each other.
Joke #18532
A man picks up his golf-indifferent girlfriend after he has come from the links. While he’s driving the tees in his pocket fall out. His girlfriend asks, “Harry, what are those things that just fell out of your pockets?”
“Oh, those are called tees. I put my balls on them when I’m driving.”
“Oh, well. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.”
You are having a nice, calming time scuba diving…
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“Give me my ball or I’ll take your balls and throw them against the wall”
– Nose
Quote #15464
“give my regards to your balls”
– from the Radio
Quote #15422
“John Ritter’s hairy bean bag falls out of his boxers in an episode of 3s Company. Its been rerunning for 20 years!”
– from the Radio
Quote #15135
“rub your balls and you won’t get cancer”
– The Tom Green Show