Q: What is blue, green, orange, and red all over your kitchen counter?
A: A blueberry pie with green apples and a little orange dye. And if you’re wondering about the red, it was my finger!
Tag Archives: apple
quasiup
quasiup – n. an apple farm that uses pee instead of water for their plants
ohmpim
ohmpim – v. to eat 32+ McDonalds apple pies at the same time
neebin
neebin – n. a video only of a guy cutting the skin off an apple
judicandus
judicandus – n. a bowl full of apples, oranges, and condoms
jeun
jeun – n. a $3 apple
haventoblua
haventoblua – n. an arse sucking poofter
Ex. The haventoblua was eating chimp arse while fucking an apple.
;} v. to eat an apple while sucking someone’s arse.
gadmin
gadmin – n. an apple that costs 69 cents a pound
daboab
daboab – v. to say “red shiny apple” after biting into an apple
crapple-dapple
crapple-dapple – n. carmel apple with crap instead of carmel
appleade
appleade – n. apple juice made like lemonade