“I give America the freedom to fly”
– from the Radio
Tag Archives: America
Quote #15298
“I don’t wanna leave America to visit America Jr.!”
– from the TV
Quote #15282
“I. Am. America”
::shakes his fist::
– from the TV
Quote #14789
“You Won a FREE God Bless America T-shirt”
– from the Internet
Joke #13289
I heard clothing manufacturers are paying the phone company to install a phonavision in every American home. They figure that way they can make a fortune selling ski masks to anonymous callers.
Joke #12934
Here’s a bit of advice for hypochondriacs who like to travel: Don’t go to a doctor in South America for an examination unless you know how to say “Ah!” in Spanish.
Joke #12593
How big is the University of Texas’ campus? Let me put it this way. it’s the only college in America that has its own subway system.
Joke #12543
American money is really inflated. Yesterday I opened my wallet and watched helplessly as a twenty-dollar bill floated off into the sky.
Joke #12535
With inflation, wars and high prices, it’s not easy being a young American, because you’re not old enough to remember the good old days.
Joke #12526
Every American motorist will tell you that the easiest thing to run into today is debt.
Joke #12472
Ban government-operated dry cleaning shops. Let Americans have freedom of the press!
Joke #12448
There are ways for middle-class Americans to save money these days, but who wants to starve or go homeless?
Joke #12346
Plea bargaining has changed the way Americans think. If they arrested Patrick Henry today, he’d probably say, “Give me liberty or make me a deal.”
Joke #11529
For homework, the teacher asked her students to make a list of nine great Americans.
The next day, everyone handed in their papers except Bobby.
“Bobby, couldn’t you finish the assignment?” the teacher asked.
“I got eight of them,” Bobby answered. “But I just couldn’t decide on the second baseman.”
prescuitti
prescuitti – n. an Italian-American Indian with a stick