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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6451: amber -> davepoobond

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amber: papa dont preach i’m in love you see, papa don’t dont preach, i’m inlove with him, aadn i’ve made up my mind, i’m keeppin my baby ooo ooo i’m gonna keep my baby ooooooo

amber: daddy daddy if you could only see, see what he means to me, and i don’t mean maybe, i’m keeping my baby ooooooo

davepoobond: o ya

amber: lol

amber: i thought i’d sing a little kelly osbourne for ya

davepoobond: hot damn! my stanky words are on the internet!

davepoobond: nsdg blah hghjghj

davepoobond: sadfa

davepoobond: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggg

amber: what???

davepoobond: never mind

davepoobond:

amber: o ok

amber: whateva

davepoobond: ya

amber: no

davepoobond: no?

amber: no

davepoobond: yes

amber: no

amber: yes

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: nope

amber: too bad, i szaid yes

davepoobond: i said no tho

amber: too bad, i’m the baby, and i said yes

davepoobond: o ok >..>

davepoobond: but i said no

amber: so

davepoobond: so……..

davepoobond: that means no

amber: no, that means yes

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6440: davepoobond -> amber

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davepoobond: whoo i got 1/2 pound of mike and ikes

amber: ok

amber: lol

davepoobond: heh

amber: where are you from again?

davepoobond: california

amber: i thought california people were cool

amber: j/k

davepoobond: heh. most are

amber: but, not you, right?

davepoobond: i guess not, since i’m eating 1/2 pound of mike and ikes

amber: lol

davepoobond: friendly question: do you eat cheesecake?

amber: yeah, why?

davepoobond: i dont know

amber: do you?

davepoobond: oh ya

amber: what kind?

davepoobond: strawberry

davepoobond: or just the regular kind

amber: cool, is cheesecake, really cake, or is it considered a pie?

davepoobond: i dont know. is it even cheese?

davepoobond: cake is in the name, so it has to be cake

amber: yeah

amber: cream cheese

amber: yeah, but it looks like pie

davepoobond: its no question that apple pie or cherry pie is a pie.

davepoobond: cheese pie is non-existent

amber: true

amber: lol

amber: yes it does exist, it’a a type of lasagna

davepoobond: thats ricotta

amber: ricotta, mozerella, and parmesean, and romano

amber: but it is considered a cheese pie

davepoobond: no its considered an italian pasta dish

davepoobond: cuz there’s meat in it

davepoobond: there’s no meat in pie unless it was a meat pie

davepoobond: or a chicken pot pie

amber: ahh, but vegetarian lasagna has no meat in it

davepoobond: otherwise, that’d just be nasty

davepoobond: but its still a dinner dish

amber: ok,

davepoobond: and its italian

davepoobond: italians dont make deserts

amber: do you hit girls?

davepoobond: they make italian ice

davepoobond: no

amber: do you hit guys who hit girls?

davepoobond: no cuz i dont know any guys that hit girls

amber: aghh my little sister is trying to stranggle me

amber: thats ood, but if you knew one that did would you hit him?

davepoobond: then hit her

amber: no she’s 4

davepoobond: probably not, cuz if he can hit a girl, then he’d probably wouldnt mind castrating me

amber: lol

amber: would you hit a guy who sexually harasses a girl?

amber: if he did it right in front of you?

davepoobond: yes i would then

amber:

amber: good choice

amber: does a girl have the right to beat the crap out of the guy that sexually harasses her?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: but not according to the law if you get filed for assault

amber: who said it was me?

davepoobond: i was speaking in a 2nd person kind of way

amber: oh ok

amber: i gotta go

davepoobond: ok bye

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Town Square – Best Lil Chathouse 9

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You have just entered room “Town Square – Best Lil Chathouse 9”

stimpyismyname: hey

stimpyismyname: this lil ol thang

Haro: 16/m/FL pic

Canon: hello room

stimpyismyname: …..

Moup: send me instant message im 21 from new jersey female

Sabrina: hey-

stimpyismyname: weeee!!

stimpyismyname: flajwerild

Abnddy: HEY BABE BRB

Cscm: and let’s welcome yet another weirdo to the room tonight

stimpyismyname: me?

Canon: any photographers out there

Cscm: yes you, oracle

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: wee!!

Sabrina: i’m watching southpark….

stimpyismyname: good for u\

Zonian: 420

Cscm: how interesting

Zonian: ok dont everbody talk at once ok

Cscm: no problem

stimpyismyname: brb

Canon: this sucks

Abnddy: IM BACK

Cscm: where’d you go

Abnddy: TALKING TO YELLO

Cscm: the weirdo

Abnddy: YEAH BRB

stimpyismyname: im back!

PrettyGirls: 23/female from texas

stimpyismyname: thank you, thank you…

Cscm: oh joy

stimpyismyname: oh yeah?!!

stimpyismyname: well *************** to you too

Cscm: yeah, sarcasm, dork

stimpyismyname: fag

stimpyismyname: unghhhH!!!

Cscm: excuse me bitch

stimpyismyname: oooh

stimpyismyname: bitch!!!

Cscm: hey youre tough think of something else

Cscm: asshole

stimpyismyname: how about

stimpyismyname: lumpy butt

stimpyismyname: MR lumpy butt!

Cscm: how about………..no

stimpyismyname: tuh

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stimpyismyname: DENIAL!!

Abnddy: HEY BABE WHOS MESSING WITH YOU

stimpyismyname: yea!

Cscm: shut your face mother fucker

stimpyismyname: who?!

Cscm: oracle

stimpyismyname: me?11

Cscm: not my baby

stimpyismyname: !!

Cscm: yes you

stimpyismyname: whos ur baby?

Cscm: abnddy

stimpyismyname: is that a guy?

Cscm: yes

Cscm: and what are you

stimpyismyname: are YOU a guy?

Cscm: hell no

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: ….sure….\

Lex: hey people

Cscm: hey fuck you oracle

Lex: ummm

Cscm: sorry lex

Lex: CANT WE ALL GET ALONG

stimpyismyname: yeah!!

Lex: IT S OK

Cscm: not with that weirdo

stimpyismyname: i think youre the weirdo

stimpyismyname: geeez

Lex: WHY R U GUYS FIGHTING

Cscm: gee, thanx

Lex: hello?

stimpyismyname: um…

stimpyismyname: ur welcome

Lex: do u remember

Froggy: hi peeps!

Blond: hey rooom

Cscm: remember what

Amber: live from cali

OSIRUS: AYO

Abnddy: IM HER BABY SO LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE ASSHOLE

CCS: 13/m im me

Amber: for your viewing pleasure

Amber: it’s me!

Cscm: that’s my man

Lex: i live in cali

stimpyismyname: ur baby?

OSIRUS: DAM THEM FIGHTING WORDS

PROGRO: 19/m here

Amber: hi lexie

Amber: me too

Satanguy: 13/m/mi

Lex: hi

Blond: ANY HOT GUYS WANNA CHAT 17/F/NJ/PIC TO *TRADE*

Froggy: where the luv at?

Cscm: yes my baby, oracle

Amber: i don’t feel it either

stimpyismyname: oh

stimpyismyname: ok

Lex: asl

stimpyismyname: lalala

Lex: everyone

Amber: 19 f

PROGRO: looking for girls to trade pics send to recieve

stimpyismyname: really

Amber: talk to me peeps

PROGRO: 19/m here

stimpyismyname: o

Lex: 20 f ca

stimpyismyname: hi

stimpyismyname: 20

stimpyismyname: cool

stimpyismyname: wee

OSIRUS: <—————–BORED ASS HELL

Amber: ditto

OSIRUS: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OSIRUS: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

PROGRO: ditto

Amber: ditto as well

Lex: ok

Abnddy: HEY BABY

Lex: sooo

stimpyismyname: yeah ok

Lex: what r we going to chat about

Sadie: Talk to me. 14/F

Amber: i wish somebody would call me baby

Lex: roooooom

Amber: i don’t know

OSIRUS: HEY BABY

Amber: what do you suggest?

PROGRO: hey baby

Lex: um

stimpyismyname: fart!!

Cscm: find yourself someone

Amber: lol…thanx guys

Lex: u decide

PROGRO: no prob

OSIRUS: WELCOME

Abnddy: WHO ME

Lex: how about guys

Amber: what part o’ cali you in?

Cscm: yes you

Lex: modesto

stimpyismyname: what?

Lex: and u

stimpyismyname: who?

stimpyismyname: where?

Amber: is that up north?

Lex: amber

stimpyismyname: umm….

Amber: near los angeles

Lex: yes

Lex: oh

Amber: oh…that’s probably why i haven’t heard of it

Cscm: that was fun oracle

Amber: what”s it like up there?

Satanguy: any girls UNDER 16 WITH NUDE PIX SEND THEM TO ME I’LL RATE THEM FOR YOU

Lex: its about 2 hours from sac

stimpyismyname: what was fun

stimpyismyname: ok

Abnddy: NO I WAS TALKING TO YELLO SORRY

stimpyismyname: huh?>

Amber: sounds like satan

stimpyismyname: what?

stimpyismyname: who?

Cscm: ignorin me again

stimpyismyname: the devil?

Lex: ok

Lex: ok

stimpyismyname: ur not even talkin to me

Amber: i see…so fair weather all year?

Cscm: not you oracle

Lex: im bored

Amber: ditto

Amber: time to room hop again

Lex: someone spice up this conversation

Amber: miss me people

OSIRUS: 70/M AND I LOVE SEX

Lex: gross

Lex: lol

stimpyismyname: how fun

Cscm: get some viagra old man

stimpyismyname: 70…..

stimpyismyname: wee

Abnddy: WHAT YELLO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE IM SORRY BABY

Lex: u still go up

Cscm: ill take care of that

Lex: i cant believe it

OSIRUS: I’M VERY RICH

Lex: really

Lex: me too

OSIRUS: WOW

Lex: i own a corvette

Lex: red

Lex: and 10 other cars

stimpyismyname: wow….

Lex: what about u

Lex: jk

OSIRUS: WELL I OWN A 10 BOX ON WHEELS

Lex: really

Lex: what else

Lex: ok

Lex: well anyone else rich in here

stimpyismyname: fart!!

OSIRUS: BURP

Lex: orac

Lex: are u ok

OSIRUS: SCARTCH

Lex: u seem gassy

stimpyismyname: .

Lex: ???

stimpyismyname: yea, thats right…

Lex: well got to go chat with u later

Lex: bye

stimpyismyname: yea

OSIRUS: WHY IS IT RIGHT NOT LEFT

stimpyismyname: GET OUTTA THE HOUSE

OSIRUS: PEACE OUT

stimpyismyname: peace out

stimpyismyname: hang loose

stimpyismyname: stay cool

stimpyismyname: be….

stimpyismyname: ….cool

stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: talk talk talk!!!

stimpyismyname: is everyone just listening to me?

stimpyismyname: whee

stimpyismyname: hello

stimpyismyname: go to squackle

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stimpyismyname: yea

stimpyismyname: it’s cooll

stimpyismyname: dum dee dum….

stimpyismyname: you guys can talk if you want

stimpyismyname: i dont mind

Cscm: ok i’m back oracle

stimpyismyname: ok

stimpyismyname: how fun

Cscm: yeah sure

stimpyismyname: whee

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Cscm: nobody click

stimpyismyname: ea

stimpyismyname: or your computer will explode

stimpyismyname: boom!!

Cscm: not quite that dramatic

stimpyismyname: have YOU ever done it??

stimpyismyname: hmm???

Cscm: no, but my guy did

Goofy: hi hi hi

stimpyismyname: didnt think so

Goofy: blah!

stimpyismyname: yaw…..

stimpyismyname: yaw?

stimpyismyname: no

stimpyismyname: yawn….

Goofy: hehe

Cscm: gg peeps, peace out

Goofy: l8erz!

Goofy: i’m out!

stimpyismyname: we

stimpyismyname: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stimpyismyname: whoa…

stimpyismyname: only 3 people…

stimpyismyname: hello!!

stimpyismyname: hi

stimpyismyname: progrow

stimpyismyname: and hi

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stimpyismyname: yeallo