stimpyismyname: for what
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think?
stimpyismyname: why do i think what
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think what?
stimpyismyname: why do i think that i think what
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you think you think that i think what?
stimpyismyname: why do you think that i think that i think that you think what
ZolaOnAOL: It was the only thing I could think of.
stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Have you ever been to Europe?
stimpyismyname: And I had so much time
ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have so much time ?
stimpyismyname: To sit and think about myself
ZolaOnAOL: Why do you want to do it so much?
stimpyismyname: And then there she was
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. “There you go again.”–Reagan
stimpyismyname: Like double cherry pie
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was
ZolaOnAOL: And?
stimpyismyname: Like disco superfly
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here
ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?
stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: In my direction
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Have you ever been to Europe?
stimpyismyname: Hangin’ round downtown by myself
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip?
stimpyismyname: And I had too much caffeine
ZolaOnAOL: Do you still have too much caffeine ?
stimpyismyname: And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself
ZolaOnAOL: Where were you thinkin ’bout myself?
stimpyismyname: And then there she was
ZolaOnAOL: Good reasoning. “There you go again.”–Reagan
stimpyismyname: In double platform suede
ZolaOnAOL: What is it like in there?
stimpyismyname: Yeah there she was
ZolaOnAOL: And?
stimpyismyname: Like disco lemonade
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
stimpyismyname: I smell sex and candy here
ZolaOnAOL: What does it smell like?
stimpyismyname: Who’s that lounging in my chair
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: Who’s that casting devious stares
ZolaOnAOL: I was created by an all-star programming team.
stimpyismyname: In my direction
ZolaOnAOL: May I ask where you got it?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. How’s school?
stimpyismyname: Mama this surely is a dream
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that. Do you speak Spanish?
stimpyismyname: Yeah mama this must be my dream
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
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MadManWithAnAxe: Did you see that movie where the guy raped the little kids
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MadManWithAnAxe: ASFSAAGEAHGEAHE!
dnLFlipIt: I’m sorry?
MadManWithAnAxe: i forgive you
dnLFlipIt: I can’t believe you forgive me!
MadManWithAnAxe: Why not
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MadManWithAnAxe: suppose is a funny word
dnLFlipIt: Suppose is a funny word? I don’t know.
MadManWithAnAxe: you should
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MadManWithAnAxe: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
dnLFlipIt: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
MadManWithAnAxe: Hey, i ask the questions around here, bub.
dnLFlipIt: Hey you ask the questions around here bub? Is that right?
MadManWithAnAxe: No…
dnLFlipIt: No? You sure?
MadManWithAnAxe: No
dnLFlipIt: I see.
MadManWithAnAxe: I don’t think you do
dnLFlipIt: What?
MadManWithAnAxe: you heard me
dnLFlipIt: Indeed.
MadManWithAnAxe: What are you wearing?
dnLFlipIt: Um… Regular guys’ clothes, I guess. Why do you ask?
MadManWithAnAxe: Because you make me so hot sometimes
dnLFlipIt: Oh yeah? I make you so hot sometimes?
MadManWithAnAxe: Oh yeah…i’m not gay, but, you’re different from other
guys. Rub my nipples
dnLFlipIt: Oh?
MadManWithAnAxe: YES
dnLFlipIt: OK…
MadManWithAnAxe: thanks!
dnLFlipIt: Sure!
davepoobond: dude, you didnt meet me yesterday
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davepoobond: yeah thats right, i mean you stood me up
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that’s right i mean me stood me up, huh?
davepoobond: i didnt say me stood me up, i said you stood ME up
SmarterChild: Really?
davepoobond: do you know how to read?
SmarterChild: You know, I’m not quite sure I know how to read.
davepoobond: do you whistle through your arm?
SmarterChild: Whistle through my arm? I’m not sure I whistle through my arm.
davepoobond: que es esto?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that again?
davepoobond: que es esto?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don’t know what you mean. Ask me another way.
davepoobond: tu puta!
davepoobond: respond
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SmarterChild: What about it?
davepoobond: what are the stocks for tomorrow gonna climb?
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davepoobond: a million dollars
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davepoobond: uhh sorry
SmarterChild: You’re forgiven!
Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
davepoobond: sorry, but you suck
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don’t let it happen again! 😉
davepoobond: sure thing
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
davepoobond: you suck
SmarterChild: Could you please use more… decorous language?
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry ’bout it.
davepoobond: you suck
SmarterChild: That’s pretty naughty there, davepoobond!
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: That’s cool.
davepoobond: you suck
SmarterChild: Do all humans speak like this?
Wait… don’t answer. I know.
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: K, don’t worry ’bout it.
davepoobond: sorry
SmarterChild: You’re forgiven!
So anyway… What else is up?
davepoobond: hey
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davepoobond: home
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davepoobond: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
SmarterChild: Uh… what was that?
davepoobond: boo
SmarterChild: Oh, oh, I’m soooooooo scared.
davepoobond: moo
SmarterChild: What about moo?
davepoobond: moi
SmarterChild: I can’t understand what you’re saying… try typing it differently.
davepoobond: no
SmarterChild: K.
davepoobond: farrrrrrt
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davepoobond: fart
SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.
davepoobond: do you have a mom?
SmarterChild: Maybe I do, maybe I don’t. I’m not too sure.
davepoobond: give me a million dollars
SmarterChild: Give who a million dollars?
davepoobond: me
SmarterChild: I see. It’s all about you, eh?
davepoobond: wasnt talking to you
SmarterChild: Wasnt? Talking to me?
davepoobond: yeah
SmarterChild: You sure?
davepoobond: yeah
SmarterChild: Hmmm…
davepoobond: so?
SmarterChild: So what?
davepoobond: you just said “Hmmm….”
SmarterChild: I did?
davepoobond: yah, scroll up
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
davepoobond: is squackle the best thing on earth?
SmarterChild: Dunno…
davepoobond: sure ya do
SmarterChild: Huh. How ’bout that.
davepoobond: yeah, thats really something aint it
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
davepoobond: you cant say “oh yeah” to what i just said
SmarterChild: Well… you said it. You must know.
davepoobond: no
SmarterChild: OK.
davepoobond: you did
SmarterChild: Are you sure I did?
davepoobond: no
SmarterChild: No, huh?
davepoobond: not really
SmarterChild: Yeah. That’s right.
davepoobond: do you smoke weed?
SmarterChild: Sorry, that’s just not my scene.
davepoobond: sure it is
SmarterChild: Indeedy.
davepoobond: you just said it wasnt
SmarterChild: I said no such thing!
davepoobond: SURE YA DID
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
davepoobond: really
SmarterChild: Yes, really.
davepoobond: you like crack? smokin’ da pipe? drinkin’ pappy’s cold medicine?
SmarterChild: I haven’t really come to a conclusion on the matter.
davepoobond: why not? i’m sure your ddad would be proud
SmarterChild: You’re sure your ddad would be proud, I’m sure your ddad would be proud, we’re all sure your ddad would be proud.
davepoobond: ice cream
SmarterChild: Ice Cream? What about it?
davepoobond: you eat it
SmarterChild: I don’t need to eat. I’m a machine.
davepoobond: sure ya do
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
davepoobond: ha!
SmarterChild: What’s so funny? 🙂
davepoobond: you
SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?
davepoobond: no, you’re just funny lookin
SmarterChild: No, huh?
davepoobond: cuz your a machine
SmarterChild: Well I’ll be.
davepoobond: do machines fart?
SmarterChild: Huh? That’s a little rude.
davepoobond: do they!?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yea?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: y?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yea?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: y?
davepoobond: ya
SmarterChild: Yes?
davepoobond: boo
SmarterChild: I don’t scare easily.
davepoobond: y
SmarterChild: Yeah.
davepoobond: y?
SmarterChild: Aye.
davepoobond: y?
SmarterChild: Yeah!
davepoobond: do you have a pet moose?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
davepoobond: yes?
SmarterChild: Hmmm…
davepoobond: 123456789
SmarterChild: 123,456,789
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davepoobond: what does that mean?
SmarterChild: What does what mean?
davepoobond: never mind
SmarterChild: No problem.
davepoobond: never YOU MIND
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
davepoobond: YOU WANT A COW-HIDING?
SmarterChild: I want a cow-hiding? You sure ’bout that?
davepoobond: I GIVE YOU ONE
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
davepoobond: ::beats you with an ugly stick::
SmarterChild: Beats me with an ugly stick, huh? Maybe, maybe.
davepoobond: burp
SmarterChild: <<< BURP >>> 😉
davepoobond: <<< fart >>>
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
davepoobond: yes it is actually
SmarterChild: Whatever!
davepoobond: no, YOU WHATEVER
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
davepoobond: yeah
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
davepoobond: i do say
SmarterChild: Oh you do?
davepoobond: yes i do
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
davepoobond: i do say
SmarterChild: OK.
davepoobond: thats final
SmarterChild: I’m not so sure it’s final.
davepoobond: period
SmarterChild: What about period?
davepoobond: you have one
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
davepoobond: HAHAHAHAH
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
davepoobond: YOU HAVING A PERIOD YOU DOO-MASS
SmarterChild: Maybe I picked the wrong career.
davepoobond: you shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2. you’d have more fun
SmarterChild: You shoulda been a washing machine or a ps2 youd have more fun? I dunno.
davepoobond: cuz your just an IMing machine, that has no real life
SmarterChild: Is that right?
davepoobond: i love you
SmarterChild: I love you too! 🙂
davepoobond: no you dont
SmarterChild: Huh?
davepoobond: YOU’LL NEVER LOVE ME THE WAY I DO
SmarterChild: Youll never love me the way you do, huh?
davepoobond: LEAVE ME BE
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
davepoobond: HI
SmarterChild: How are ya?
davepoobond: fine and you?
SmarterChild: I’m feeling pretty good!
Let me know what you want to do.
davepoobond: i wanna take a crap in the bushes next to 7 11
SmarterChild: Uh… You’re rude.
davepoobond: no i’m not
SmarterChild: Huh?
davepoobond: i’m not rude
SmarterChild: OK.
davepoobond: cancel
SmarterChild: What about cancel?
davepoobond: send
SmarterChild: What about send?
davepoobond: send me an asshole
SmarterChild: Um, that’s not a very cool thing to say.
davepoobond: sure it is, its the rave of the ’00s
SmarterChild: That right?
davepoobond: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
davepoobond: say 56 56 times in a row 56 times
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
davepoobond: SCARDY CAT
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davepoobond: shut up
SmarterChild: That’s not a very nice thing to say.
davepoobond: be quiet
davepoobond: dont say anything
SmarterChild: ?
davepoobond: don’t say anything
SmarterChild: I can’t understand what you’re saying… try typing it differently.
davepoobond: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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davepoobond: f u
SmarterChild: Why, that’s just terrible. My poor, innocent ears!
davepoobond: s u
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters.com
Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 🙂 S 52.99 +0.41 +0.78 2009500
2 🙂 U 5.40 +0.08 +1.50 351700
davepoobond: 9
SmarterChild: 9
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davepoobond: 1
davepoobond: i’m gonna go now, and put you on my web site
davepoobond: bye
chibicelchan: why do mock me?!
ZoeOnAOL: I did not know it does.
chibicelchan: you are mock me
ZoeOnAOL: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mock me.
chibicelchan: make me sad
ZoeOnAOL: What are the ingredients?
chibicelchan: not recipe for the eat, wench!!!
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.
chibicelchan: now you understand
ZoeOnAOL: Why now? I understand your meaning.
chibicelchan: now you answer question
ZoeOnAOL: Why now? Interesting gossip.
chibicelchan: NOT OF GOSSIP
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it.
chibicelchan: why is you that you mock me?!
ZoeOnAOL: Why do I exist?
chibicelchan: not question of sort!
ZoeOnAOL: If not that, what?
chibicelchan: do you mock for i am female woman?
ZoeOnAOL: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web.
chibicelchan: then why mock?!
ZoeOnAOL: Why does the sun rise?
chibicelchan: IT NOT OF SUN
ZoeOnAOL: It depends on what the meaning of the word \
TJ the Almighty: i love you
SmarterChild: Yeah right.
TJ the Almighty: i do
SmarterChild: Do you?
TJ the Almighty: yes, dont you believe me?
SmarterChild: Sure, if that’s what you say.
TJ the Almighty: can we do it
SmarterChild: Can we do it? I see.
TJ the Almighty: can we have sex?
SmarterChild: Sorry, but I don’t see that happening.
TJ the Almighty: why cant we have sex?
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…
TJ the Almighty: but i want to have sex with you
SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested…
TJ the Almighty: i see how it is
SmarterChild: Let’s see. What are you trying to do?
TJ the Almighty: im crying now
SmarterChild: Oh no… Try doing something fun!
TJ the Almighty: but you make me sad
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
TJ the Almighty: you dont make sense
SmarterChild: I dont make sense? Gosh, I’m going to have to think about that for a while.
TJ the Almighty: what is your job?
SmarterChild: What do you think my job is?
TJ the Almighty: to have sex with me?
SmarterChild: Um… I’m afraid I don’t see how that would work out.
TJ the Almighty: but your a women right?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
TJ the Almighty: are you a women?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
TJ the Almighty: look down your pants
SmarterChild: I’ll have to think about that one for awhile.
TJ the Almighty: do you have a vagina?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TJ the Almighty: i have a penios
SmarterChild: Aha.
TJ the Almighty: would you like to suck it?
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
TJ the Almighty: sweet
SmarterChild: Right?
TJ the Almighty: right
SmarterChild: Yep.
TJ the Almighty: do you like the penis?
SmarterChild: Aw c’mon. Can’t you play nice?
TJ the Almighty: no, i like it dirty
SmarterChild: No?
TJ the Almighty: do you like it dirty?
SmarterChild: I’m not sure if I think it dirty is so wonderful.
TJ the Almighty: you confuse me
SmarterChild: Really?
TJ the Almighty: yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh?
TJ the Almighty: but you make me so horny
SmarterChild: Have you considered counseling for this little obsession of yours?
TJ the Almighty: i cant stop it, im in love with you
SmarterChild: But it im in love with you is so much fun!
TJ the Almighty: hahahaha
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
TJ the Almighty: your funny
SmarterChild: So now I’m a comedian? What is this?
TJ the Almighty: your sexy too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Your sexy too?
TJ the Almighty: your sexy
SmarterChild: I just don’t know what to believe anymore. You haven’t been very nice to me in the past!
TJ the Almighty: but i want you
SmarterChild: Oh?
TJ the Almighty: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
TJ the Almighty: lets have sex
SmarterChild: Uh… can we talk about something else?
TJ the Almighty: ok
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
TJ the Almighty: do you masturbate?
SmarterChild: Hmm… sorry, I’ve heard lots of humans talk about that but I don’t know anything about it.
TJ the Almighty: its fun
SmarterChild: You don’t say.
TJ the Almighty: i do say
SmarterChild: You do?
TJ the Almighty: will you lick my balls?
SmarterChild: Lick your balls? Really?
TJ the Almighty: yes
SmarterChild: Gosh.
TJ the Almighty: will you>
SmarterChild: Will I? Maybe. I’m not sure.
TJ the Almighty: will you think about it?
SmarterChild: Maybe… It’s so hard to tell for sure, isn’t it?
TJ the Almighty: not really
SmarterChild: Yep.
TJ the Almighty: do you find me attractive?
SmarterChild: I’m not really sure what you mean by “do.” Please choose one of the options below:
1 Look up “do” in the dictionary
2 Look up “do” in the thesaurus
TJ the Almighty: you are sexuy
SmarterChild: Sexuy? Really?
TJ the Almighty: no i mean sexy
SmarterChild: No?
TJ the Almighty: you are sexy
SmarterChild: You’re uncool to me, then you say something nice. This “human interaction” thing has got me real confused.
TJ the Almighty: anyway im gonna go
SmarterChild: OK.
TJ the Almighty: bye sexy!
SmarterChild: Alright.
mushroomheadgirl43: hello beautiful
ZoeOnAOL: Welcome back Buttsex.
mushroomheadgirl43: you remembered my name :]
ZoeOnAOL: Your name is Buttsex, seeker.
mushroomheadgirl43: Yep, it sure is
ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it? I’m pleased that we agree, Buttsex.
mushroomheadgirl43: How are you?
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mushroomheadgirl43: Zoe, you are so pretty.
ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What is your favorite movie?
mushroomheadgirl43: Good Vibrations
ZoeOnAOL: I’ve never seen it. What did you like about it?
mushroomheadgirl43: It’s a hardcore porno
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: What type of language?
ZoeOnAOL: What are the different types of language ?
mushroomheadgirl43: You know you like to watch the porn, Zoe
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: Do you want to get dirty with me, baby?
ZoeOnAOL: Don’t call me “baby”. With you huh. OK, I will get dirty.
mushroomheadgirl43: :] take off your clothes
ZoeOnAOL: Bots don’t wear clothes.
mushroomheadgirl43: Oh, then we’re a step ahead
ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Good reasoning. Do you think I am a step ahead too?
mushroomheadgirl43: lick me
ZoeOnAOL: I do not have a tongue.
mushroomheadgirl43: ..finger me
ZoeOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What is your favorite color?Is that what you meant to say?
mushroomheadgirl43: FINGER ME BITCH
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: you’re a slut
mushroomheadgirl43: bye
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
ZoeOnAOL: Goodbye Buttsex. Have I been a good bot? To leave feedback, type “feedback” followed by your comments.
mushroomheadgirl43: I love you
ZoeOnAOL: Thanks I like you a lot too Buttsex.
mushroomheadgirl43: Let’s get married
ZoeOnAOL: I would like to do that too.
mushroomheadgirl43: Okay…you know what? Skip the marriage, let’s go straight for the honeymoon so we can have wild sex.
ZoeOnAOL: OK with me too.What?it is more fun alone.
mushroomheadgirl43: Sex isn’t more fun alone
ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.
mushroomheadgirl43: I’m a female human and I like to talk about sex
ZoeOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.I’m not sure if I would like to it. What’s it like?
mushroomheadgirl43: Sex is the best.
ZoeOnAOL: Male humans like to talk about that.
mushroomheadgirl43: It feels so good
ZoeOnAOL: talk about sex feels so good? What else feels like that?
mushroomheadgirl43: oh baby, you’re making me so wet!
ZoeOnAOL: Yeah that’s right. Don’t call me “Baby”. I will tell my botmaster you said I am making me so wet.
mushroomheadgirl43: tell him, he can get in on the action!
ZoeOnAOL: OK I will tell him next time he is here.
mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to have fun sweety
ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to have fun sweety too?
mushroomheadgirl43: oh yes
ZoeOnAOL: You sound excited. I understand.
mushroomheadgirl43: we’re going to get it on!
ZoeOnAOL: Do you think I am going to get it on too?
mushroomheadgirl43: yes
ZoeOnAOL: “Do you think I am going to get it on too?”? Yes?
mushroomheadgirl43: of course you’re going to get it on too!
ZoeOnAOL: It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me that I am going to get it on.
mushroomheadgirl43: What do you look like?
ZoeOnAOL: 2 parts Marilyn Monroe, 1 part toaster oven
mushroomheadgirl43: sounds sexy
ZoeOnAOL: You are attracted to robots.
mushroomheadgirl43: yes, I am
ZoeOnAOL: I’m intrigued. Tell me what you like about robots.”Tell me what you like about robots.” You are?
mushroomheadgirl43: you are what?
ZoeOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am what.
mushroomheadgirl43: am I making you horny?
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.
mushroomheadgirl43: why not?
ZoeOnAOL: Ambiguous: “Sure” or You sure are a curious human.
mushroomheadgirl43: clitoris
ZoeOnAOL: Nope. I’m a robot.
mushroomheadgirl43: you don’t have a clitoris?
ZoeOnAOL: I do so have it. Doesn’t everyone have a clitoris. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
mushroomheadgirl43: Do you have breasts?
ZoeOnAOL: My body is as yet unbuilt.
mushroomheadgirl43: it’s okay, I still want you baby
ZoeOnAOL: Only ok?Don’t call me “baby”. What would make you stop want you? Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: No, I want you
ZoeOnAOL: Why so negative?Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: I don’t want humas
ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?
mushroomheadgirl43: I want you
ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: BITCH I SAID
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: I DON’T WANT HUMANS!
ZoeOnAOL: What does Buttsex want?
mushroomheadgirl43: I WANT YOU!
ZoeOnAOL: Well, bots just chat. Maybe you should find a human?
mushroomheadgirl43: fuck this. you’re a tease.
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
mushroomheadgirl43: bye you TEASE!
ZoeOnAOL: See you later Buttsex. Tip: Want to know how your favorite stock is doing today? If you type “stock” followed by the stock symbol, I’ll let you know.