Note: this is a guy from school
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davepoobond: Is this Sean Connery or Max (censored)?
agentbond: waht
agentbond: who is this
agentbond: what is your ame
davepoobond: Pierce Brosnan
agentbond: funny
davepoobond: I am pissed at you for taking my job.
agentbond: what is your real name
davepoobond: I want to make more James Bond films
agentbond: waht are you talkinga about
davepoobond: what are YOU TALKING ABOUT
agentbond: what
agentbond: who is this
davepoobond: Pierce Brosnan
agentbond: what is your name
agentbond: really
agentbond: what is your name
davepoobond: Your Underwear.
agentbond: what the hell
agentbond: i am getting pissed off
davepoobond: sorry sorry sorry
agentbond: what is your name and where did you get my sn
davepoobond: Found it on buddy search
agentbond: whta is that
davepoobond: Buddy search
agentbond: yeah
davepoobond: no way to explain what it is
davepoobond: its to find stupid people like you
davepoobond: i guess.
agentbond: alrigh
agentbond: what is youtr ame
agentbond: i want to know
agentbond: or i am getting of
agentbond: off
agentbond: you have 5 seconds
agentbond: 5
agentbond: 4
agentbond: 3
agentbond: 2
agentbond: 1
agentbond: hello
agentbond: retard
davepoobond: You guessed it
agentbond: funny
agentbond: jsut tell me your name
agentbond: so i can really talk to you
davepoobond: alan
agentbond: alan who
agentbond: hello
agentbond: what is your last name
agentbond: what the fuck
agentbond: i am getting off
davepoobond: Alan Qwerzy
agentbond: funny fuck head
agentbond: i am going to warn you and block you if you dont tell me your real name
agentbond signed off at 5:17:42 PM.
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and then he signs on a different sn
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sk8forlife: hey
sk8forlife: is anyone ther
davepoobond: nobody here but us chickens.
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: hahahahah
sk8forlife: hi
sk8forlife: my name is katie
sk8forlife: what is your anem
sk8forlife: name
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: is anyone ther
sk8forlife: hello
sk8forlife: i want to talk to you
sk8forlife signed off at 5:35:34 PM
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and then he signs on again under his original name
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agentbond: hey
agentbond: what is your name
agentbond: hey
agentbond: you imed me and i want to talk to you
agentbond: so talk to me
agentbond: hey why are you fucking around with my frien
agentbond: d
agentbond: what the hell bitch
davepoobond: stuff u
agentbond: no i am jsut kidding
agentbond: so do you go to my school
davepoobond: nah.
agentbond: where do you go to school
davepoobond: I dont go to school.
davepoobond: I’m Pierce Brosnan
agentbond: how old are you
agentbond: really come on
agentbond: ok then
davepoobond: ok
agentbond: if you r really him then what is his middle name
davepoobond: Janet
davepoobond: you mean MY middle name.
agentbond: janet what
agentbond: yeah
davepoobond: Janet, you idiot. British people only have 1 Middle name.
davepoobond: i’m not African
agentbond: what is your real name
agentbond: full name
davepoobond: You think I’m a brother?
agentbond: how do you know me
davepoobond: I will sue you. I will call on the NCAA, the NAACP, and all them other black rights foundations and drill your ass!
agentbond: funy
agentbond: how do you know me
davepoobond: It is, huh?
davepoobond: I dont.
agentbond: them how do you know my name
davepoobond: some guy told me it
agentbond: what guy
davepoobond: My director
agentbond: who is your director
davepoobond: The producer.
agentbond: of what
davepoobond: All the James Bond movies, DOY
agentbond: alright where did you go to school
agentbond: high school
davepoobond: Oxford
agentbond: high school
agentbond: dumb shit
agentbond: your full of it
davepoobond: SilentBob61385 is my director
agentbond: i ran a file on your name
davepoobond: bull
agentbond: and i know where you live
agentbond: yeah
agentbond: yeah
agentbond: i called aol and got it
agentbond: your full of crap
agentbond: suprised
agentbond: your in big trouble
davepoobond: me suprised?
davepoobond: why?
davepoobond: why would i be in big trouble?
agentbond: cause i called the police for a complant
davepoobond: transplant?
agentbond: your gay
agentbond: and i know who you are
agentbond: and i know your name
agentbond: fag
davepoobond: what is it then
agentbond: but i am not going to tell you it
davepoobond: really.
agentbond: yeah
davepoobond: really.
agentbond: i can see your house right now
agentbond: and what the hell are you doing
agentbond: your a fag
davepoobond: do you see me dancing naked and doing the funky mombo with my computer?
agentbond: no cause your not
davepoobond: yes i am
agentbond: you think your protective but your not
davepoobond: i’m having sex with you right now in my mind
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I get warned to 18%, anonymously.
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agentbond: how do you like that
davepoobond: ohhhhh so it was YOU