For a gremlin like me pimpin’ ain’t easy
a life in the fruitbat g r -shEeezy
im a grem-pimp, money comes hard to even buy clothes
the closest I get to gremlin love is when im bangin my hoes
it’s a good thing cuz I dont even pay for those
they give me gremlin love, they give me gremlin blows
for a green man livin in tha cave life is ubsurd
I am holgin it down eat other animals dried turd
my gromeboys say turtle is good but I say bird
i spoke to him in gremluage and he was like word
put my ghetto prescription lenses on and fly in the sky
im a pimp by night so my gremgirls ride by
i go to the salon to get my sharp nails done
understand we can die if we go out in the sun
its over, this is the end of my rap
a legendary grempimp ill always be good at that!