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Quote #6696

September 15, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

“when answering the last test question, Jim’s pen broke”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #6695

September 15, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

“You’re WAY too noisy for to be doing review work!”

– Ms. E

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Quote #6694

September 15, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I wanted to give you the tip of the iceberg today”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #6693

September 15, 2007 A Squackler Leave a comment

“can my dog lick your baby’s feet?”

– Redrotherson

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Quote #6692

September 15, 2007 Holmes Leave a comment

“you had the right to think i blew toads…i never thought i’d hear myself say that”

– Holmes

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Quote #6691

September 15, 2007 Blind Bubba Leave a comment

“I’m gonna go sharpen my pencil”

– Blind Bubba

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Quote #6690

September 15, 2007 stimpyismyname Leave a comment

“there is an eggplant in your moustache”

– stimpyismyname

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Quote #6689

September 15, 2007 Nose Leave a comment

“Have you been to Mars lately?”

– Nose

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Quote #6688

September 15, 2007 elmoisfurry Leave a comment

“everything minus everything”

– elmoisfurry

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Quote #6687

September 15, 2007 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“the bread is moldy”

– davepoobond

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(C) Spam Poems, Poetry and Songs

Jack Be Nimble

September 15, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Jack be Nimble

 

Jack be Quick

 

To See the Best Porn

 

You Have to Click

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Little Girl Blue

September 15, 2007 davepoobond Leave a comment

Little Girl Blue

 

Will Blow Your Horn

 

Click Right Here

 

To See The Best Porn

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SPLAT

September 15, 2007 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

dere was a man who had a dog

i hit it with my pickup truck

S P L A T

S P L A T

S P L A T

i hit it with my pickup truck

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The Penguin Lord

September 15, 2007 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

The Penguin Lord

Is Very Bored

The Penguin Lord

Should Fart!

Farts Are Fun!

Farts Are Fun!

FARTS ARE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Tribute To Poop

September 15, 2007 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

In the future many years ago,

you farted pee and poop could glow.

Scrambled headphones, Watermelon butt,

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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