One good thing about being in the armed forces — you never have to figure out what to wear.
Joke #12075
PFC. MARY JONES: “You’re the last man I would marry.”
PVT. JOEY SMITH: “How many are ahead of me?”
Joke #12074
An M.P. had just finished his meal in the mess hall when the mess sergeant asked him, “Have you tried the meatballs?”
The soldier answered, “Yeah! And I found them guilty.”
Joke #12073
OVERHEARD AT A PARTY: “I tried on my old World War II Army uniform and the only thing that fit were the socks.”
Joke #12072
The Army baseball team had lost its 20th baseball game in a row. On the way out of the park, one captain said to another, “Well, at least you can say one good thing about the team — they’re good losers.”
The other officer replied, “Good? They’re perfect!”
Joke #12071
They claim an Army travels on its stomach, and with the price of gas, it’s much cheaper.
Joke #12070
A private was reading a letter from home and was heard to comment, “There has to be insanity in my family. They keep writing me for money.”
Joke #12069
SERGEANT (on rifle range): “Get set, aim, fire at will.”
PRIVATE: “Which one is Will?”
Joke #12068
I joined the WAVES because I didn’t want to be an ordinary housewife and what happened? I ended up peeling potatoes and scrubbing decks.
Joke #12067
If the Air Force had a K-9 Corps, their pilots would be in more dog fights.
Joke #12066
Sergeants in the K-9 Corps have to bark orders.
Joke #12065
SERGEANT: “Remember, soldier, your rifle is your best friend.”
SOLDIER: “That’s right, Sarge. So don’t ask me to fire a pal.”
Joke #12064
Rumor has it the Army K-9 Corps is going to the dogs.
Joke #12063
In the WACS, they teach raw recruits how to put on makeup correctly. This training is known as the art of camouflage.
Joke #12062
Did you hear about the girl who kissed so many sailors that her lips move in and out with the tide?