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Quote #13571

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“if he is allowed to have only one scoop, but has the choice to make it out of some of those…”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13570

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“one scoop of one”

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Quote #13569

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“he can ask for one scoop of….one of those”

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Quote #13568

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“either she’s going to the supermarket and go to the bakery, unless she buys one at the supermarket and one at the bakery…

(a lot of rambling goes on here)

….but she’s not going to do that!”

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Quote #13567

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Kelly must buy hamburger rolls for a barbecue”

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Quote #13566

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“How do you count things?”

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Quote #13565

December 25, 2010 davepoobond 1 Comment

“the more VCRs you have, the more videocassettes you’re gonna sell.  It makes sense, doesn’t it?”

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Quote #13564

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“this guy is selling videocassettes.  He wants to anticipate the future selling”

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Quote #13563

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“Robert! you just moved yourself”

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Quote #13562

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“this is supposed to be symmetric”

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Quote #13561

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“there certainly isn’t anybody over this height”

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Quote #13560

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’ve never heard of anybody 6 inches tall”

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Quote #13559

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“randomness makes normal distribution”

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Quote #13558

December 25, 2010 davepoobond Leave a comment

::reaching to the top of the chalkboard::

“waaaay big numbers!”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13557

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“the 3rd quartile is around 92”

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