“a pen can be used to write on ink. This is nonsense”
– from a book
Quote #13847
“an animal is a grown-up human. This too is ridiculous”
– from a book
Quote #13846
“a person is a grown-up people. Ridiculous”
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Quote #13845
“a woman is a grown-up girl. This sounds good”
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Quote #13844
“a dog is a grown up cat”
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Quote #13843
“a karate kicking chimpanzee will kick your butt!”
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Quote #13842
“Some things should be read carefully, others less carefully, and still others not at all”
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Quote #13840
“You will not only see a beautiful sunset, and also see a gorgeous sunrise”
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Quote #13839
“The Martin family was so likable that we decided to give it a box of cookies”
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Quote #13838
“Sam dropped his money on the sidewalk; however, when he looked for it, he couldn’t find it nowhere”
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Quote #13837
“They is coming to the party tomorrow night”
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Quote #13836
“The restaurant prided itself on its chef who made cakes in the shape of the George Washington bridge”
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Quote #13835
“The waiter spoke only German, but the Chef could speak five Languages”
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Quote #13834
“‘oh Yes!’ said bill. “you always use a pencil on these Tests.'”
– from a book
Quote #13833
“‘if you are going to the market,’ said uncle henry, ‘Why not get me some pipe tobacco?'”
– from a book