“I think, therefore I pee, poop, fart, belch, and any other disgusting bodily functions you think are funny.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13878
“BLEGH 2 U”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13877
“die.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13876
“There are plenty of fish in the sea, my friend, but, unfortunately, that sea is polluted.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13875
“I’m just thinking these quotes up as I go along.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13874
“E=MC^2, where E = Beans, M = Stench, and C = the strength of a fart squared.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13873
“Poop gas, dump gas, turd gas, fart gas, shit gas, toot gas and so on all equal farts.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13872
“You give a monkey’s fart a bad name.”
– Boxtop11
Quote #13871
“Hobby.. self inflicted insanity.”
– ZEN
Quote #13870
“The road to hell is paved with? Credit cards.”
– ZEN
Quote #13869
“Humans.. the only animals that cook.”
– ZEN
Quote #13868
“Chicken or the Egg? Dinosaurs layed eggs dumbass.”
– ZEN
Quote #13867
“Worry.. rehearsals before the disaster.”
– ZEN
Quote #13866
“Television.. chewing gum for the brain.”
– ZEN
Quote #13865
“Wind.. weather on the go.”
– ZEN