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Quote #14963

January 14, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I had one of my balls taken out four days ago”

– from the TV

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Quote #14962

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“Together we lost a hundred pounds! We lost a person!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14961

January 14, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“You have a problem with my sweaty manhood?”

– from the TV

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Quote #14960

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“He’s got a hammer! Go!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14959

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“Perhaps you can hear or smell your sack”

– from the TV

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Quote #14958

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“Rooby roo! I’m with roo!”

– Scooby-Doo

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Quote #14957

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“The boy scout brought protection!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14956

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“Fluffy chocolate in the hole!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14955

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“Yum! Tastay! ::burp::”

– from the TV

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Quote #14954

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“We can have a wake n’ bake”

– from the TV

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Quote #14953

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“Willy the Dry Cleaner has been wearing my clothes!”

– Seinfeld

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Quote #14952

January 14, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Make hunger say uncle!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14951

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“Cheesy mack and cheese!”

– from the TV

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Quote #14950

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“I know her! How come she ended up in your toilet?”

– Tenchi In Tokyo

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Quote #14949

January 14, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Go home!”

“This is my home”

– from the TV

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