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Quote #15160

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’m counting to ten. One..two…three…”

– from the TV

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Quote #15159

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“you wanna get together later? The doctor said its not contagious”

– from the TV

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Quote #15158

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“are you open?”

– from the TV

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Quote #15157

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“I’ll miss you, Pumpkins”

– from the TV

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Quote #15156

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“I bout that pig at Pink Floyd’s garage show”

– from the TV

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Quote #15155

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“sounds like the screaming season is here!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15154

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“sweet, merciful crap!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15153

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“yeah. Stuff sucks”

– from the TV

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Quote #15152

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“Lassie, finish your caviar”

– from the TV

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Quote #15151

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“aiyaiyai…drag racing on your wheelchair?!?”

– A Los Angeles-area Local News Broadcast

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Quote #15150

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“smack dab at the beach”

– from the TV

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Quote #15149

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“those thermometers lie…ahahahahahaha!!!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15148

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“Mr. Cowboy, we tip our 10 gallon hats to you”

– from the TV

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Quote #15147

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“Jamie, take the tube off…”

– from the TV

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Quote #15146

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“every kiss begins with kayyyyy!”

– from the TV

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