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Quote #15205

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“brush your teeth, clean your plate, look-at-my-muscles”

– Dexter’s Laboratory

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Quote #15204

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::slowly::

“put the snowball down, dear…”

– Dexter’s Laboratory

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Quote #15203

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“she’s hot and she wants his”

::switches to a scene with people laughing::

– from the TV

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Quote #15202

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“we’re in for a long smooth ride”

– from the TV

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Quote #15201

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“watch 3 hours of the Powerpuff Girls”

– from the TV

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Quote #15200

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“monster loves chemicals!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15199

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“monster love to drink blood!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15198

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“40% more rootin-tootin!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15197

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“like, wow! Get a load of that!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15196

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“I have hickory coming out of my pores”

– from the TV

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Quote #15195

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“Dino damage! That’s gotta hurt!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15194

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“this is the most nothing you’ve ever had”

– from the TV

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Quote #15193

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“you’ve got to get rid of these mattresses!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15192

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“you’ve got too many mattresses!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15191

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“I realized it was time to go back to school”

– from the TV

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