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Quote #15340

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“dial down the center!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15339

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“you can lift my window wiper anytime”

– from the TV

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Quote #15338

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“Mr. Hill, you have no ass!”

– King of the Hill

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Quote #15337

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“ah, dammit. Stay out of mommy’s hand grenades”

– from the TV

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Quote #15336

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“we are?”

– from the TV

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Quote #15335

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“double cheese, sure to please”

– from the TV

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Quote #15334

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“Big money! come on!”

– from the TV

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Quote #15333

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“my headache was running the kitchen”

– from the TV

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Quote #15332

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“the Panda Express float”

– from the TV

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Quote #15331

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“Hankook tires”

– from the TV

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Quote #15330

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“Mr. Rodman’s neighborhood”

– from the TV

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Quote #15329

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“the leader of the village awarded her a plot of land for her courage”

– from the TV

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Quote #15328

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“I baked your dog for you”

– from the TV

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Quote #15327

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“you’re too old to be masturbating”

– from the TV

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Quote #15326

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“what is this? light that turns into ice?”

– The Pirates of Dark Water

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