“I’m like Hugh Heffner but without everything good in his life”
– from the TV
Quote #15399
“baby made a Boom Boom!”
– The Simpsons
Quote #15398
“we consider it illegal to masturbate in front of women in this state”
– COPS
Quote #15397
“that may have been a serious oops on my part”
– from the TV
Quote #15396
Cow: “daddy like!”
– from the TV
Quote #15395
“I’m gettin’ away with me magical balloons!”
– from the TV
Quote #15394
::random-like::
“I believe I will”
– from the TV
Quote #15393
“it holds in all the head from the heat…”
– from the TV
Quote #15392
“let’s take a listen”
– from the TV
Quote #15391
“The ‘wow!’ without the work!”
– from the TV
Quote #15390
“and Lucy? don’t ask”
– I Love Lucy
Quote #15389
“eating and talking about sex”
– from the TV
Quote #15388
“48 hours, in 18 minutes”
– from the TV
Quote #15387
“That was Men Without Hats! But now they’re Known as Men Without Jobs!”
– from the TV
Quote #15386
“oh no, I’m frozen!”
– Clifford, The Big Red Dog