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Quote #15536

January 16, 2011 stimpyismyname Leave a comment

“If zebras had spots, you’d be one smelly penguin”

– stimpyismyname

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Quote #15535

January 16, 2011 stimpyismyname Leave a comment

“If they weighed hos by the pound, you’d be 10 years old”

– stimpyismyname

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Quote #15534

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“don’t trust the yellow man!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15533

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I am Carson Daly and I have a massive tool”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15532

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“…as punishment, you must hand over your winged sandals!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15531

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“and she comes in and licks it off”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15530

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“see her boobs a mile away”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15529

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“they’re brand spankin’ used”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15528

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“It don’t stop ’till the panties drop yeah-yeay-yeah!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15527

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“comedy that won’t bite you in the auss!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15526

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“you don’t need pendulous old lady books on your site!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15525

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“they are paid even more and more!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15524

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“hey, linebacker! show me your tits!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15523

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“ooh! added pulp!”

– from the Radio

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Quote #15522

January 16, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“hahah I don’t know, I’m the Juice”

– from the Radio

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