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Quote #15628

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“What is your x of 1?”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15627

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Mass times distance equals mass times distance”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15626

January 17, 2011 davepoobond 1 Comment

“I have a frequency of 440”

::wink wink::

– Ms. E

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Quote #15625

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“350 multiplied by 15 divided by 175 equals m-sub-2. That equals 5 feet from my fulcrum in my head implanted by staples and slopes through my butt”

– Ms. E

Note: I sort of made up the last part of that quote since I lost track of what she was saying.

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Quote #15624

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“How much juice is in juice?”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15623

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Negative one cannot equals zero”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15622

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I have 4y/3 eggs, and each dozen cost $d.  Find the total dollar cost for a slice of ham”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15621

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Consecutive odd negative integers”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15620

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Remember to FOIL and square a binomial which is the 2nd term times twice the equation, no matter how you do it you get 3x + 4”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15619

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“There is more negative than positive”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15618

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“The negative doesn’t come into play until you get x + 2”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15617

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“This is 20 and this is 23.  These is the original dimensions, decreased by x, which is 460, and if we decrease that by 100, we’ll get 3 and a half.”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15616

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Once again, I sound like a broken record”

– Ms. E

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Quote #15615

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“The anteater is licking my ass.”

– Nose

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Quote #15614

January 17, 2011 Nose Leave a comment

“Lick my ligum.”

– Nose

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