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Quote #15690

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15689

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I am Sam Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham in the pantry shelf so high”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15688

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“Scuttle scuttle, little roach…haha”

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Quote #15687

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“Rainbows belong in the sky and on flags, not on your paper”

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Quote #15686

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“He’s so mean he eats snakes for breakfast”

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Quote #15685

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“Their feet were so tired even the tongues of their shoes were panting”

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Quote #15683

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“Ha haha you can’t start me”

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Quote #15682

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“The rabbits are so big down there, the kids put saddles on ’em and ride ’em”

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Quote #15681

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“The wind whispered ‘Mary'”

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Quote #15680

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“He was as imaginative as Bignose who described his adventures on the moon”

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Quote #15679

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“My footprints walked across the beach”

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Quote #15678

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“It rained for so long, I thought the animals would pair up”

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Quote #15677

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“It was so cold her car laughed at her when she tried to start it”

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Quote #15676

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“That’s nothing. I’m so hungry I could eat the tail off a skunk”

– Ms. Signs

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Quote #15675

January 17, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’m so hungry I could eat the wheels off a wagon”

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