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Quote #15951

January 20, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“We’re in a Pool-together mode”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15950

January 20, 2011 davepoobond 1 Comment

“Mrs. DYKE was in the shower and I was thinking about what we were going to do today, and I had a nightmare and I got a great idea for a ‘current events wall’ for class!”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15949

January 20, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“absolutely pen, no pencil, I can’t read pencil”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15947

January 20, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“When you are sitting in Spanish and slugging out those verbs, blah blah blah blah blah”

– Mrs. DYKE

Note: I might have added the blah blahs because she probably went off on some tangent I couldn’t write down fast enough.

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Quote #15946

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“We are not producing enough people!”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15945

January 20, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Baby boom, baby bust, baby bulge.  You are considered the baby boomlet”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15944

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“I will beat you over the head so you’ll know that Latin America has great economics”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15943

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“Will England put on the ring and get married?”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15942

January 20, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Russia is out to lunch”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15941

January 20, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Haiti…Haiti….Haiti…”

::sigh::

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15940

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“Papa Dawk!”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15939

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“Argentina…yeeeaaaahhh”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15938

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“You like books, they have common information”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15937

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“You’re going to get 15 statements from Mrs. DYKE on Tuesday!”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Quote #15936

January 20, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Time to put a little oomph in it”

– Mrs. DYKE

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