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Quote #16573

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I WAS there, I asked them”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16572

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Just elbow the door, it’ll close by itself”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16571

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I had one yesterday, and I bought two last night”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16570

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“You’re looking for a book about calories”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16569

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“I’m not your mom”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16568

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“If you staple something, I’m gonna rip something (out of your body)!”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16567

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“You have the strangest standards for laughing I’ve ever come across!”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16566

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“No more okays or this is gonna be OK corral!”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16565

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

::talking to self::

“I don’t like talking to myself”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16564

January 27, 2011 davepoobond 1 Comment

“Here’s a type of poem that’s as easy as 1-2-3. Well, almost. It’s actually as easy as 1-2-3-4-5-6-7”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16563

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Just close it, it has its own air thing, ugh”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16562

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“I begged and borrowed and sold my daughter to get copies of the registration handbook”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16561

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“My extension is two two five”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16560

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“So, we have 2 in a row that did it right”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #16559

January 27, 2011 davepoobond Leave a comment

“Let me hear you say ‘yes'”

– Mrs. Stickums

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