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Quote #16909

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The man had a fervent fever.”

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Quote #16908

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The old man has a lot of sagacity, and gas.”

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Quote #16907

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The guttural General was thrown into really bad tasting milk.”

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Quote #16906

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The languid kitty learned to dance.”

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Quote #16905

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“The vehement puppy died.”

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Quote #16904

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“When I see a mosaic, I know its not a melting pot!”

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Quote #16903

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“You and your friends poop in my house”

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Quote #16902

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“Who knows? No one knows! Except Dominos”

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Quote #16900

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“If my name was a time of day, it would be 2:30 because school gets out then”

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Quote #16899

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“If my name were a season, it would be summer because summer is too long of a word”

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Quote #16898

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“If my name were an animal, it would be a hyena because they are funny”

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Quote #16897

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“If my name were a song, it would be a good one because no one would make a song called Dave”

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Quote #16896

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“If my name were an emotion, it would be a pie because pies are good”

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Quote #16895

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“If my name were a word, it would be a name because it is a name”

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Quote #16894

January 29, 2011 davepoobond (DPB) Leave a comment

“If my name were an object, it would be a part of a desk because I sit around all day”

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