“char squared plus d squared what??”
– davepoobond
Quote #17104
“apple heads are orgasmic, aren’t they?”
– davepoobond
Quote #17103
“y’see that double s makes an ‘I’ sound”
– davepoobond
Quote #17102
“the reason why Arab women are in veils, is because most of them are horrid to look at, and it makes the Arabs feel sad to see them because they’re so ugly and hairy, and only gives them a reminder every time they see one of them that all of them will be ugly forever”
– davepoobond
Quote #17101
“no to the no”
– davepoobond
Quote #17100
“The end of the world is coming, and I STILL have to take the SATs….”
– davepoobond
Quote #17099
“I’d rather be late than wait”
– davepoobond
Quote #17098
“how do you get away with using a verb as a noun? Let’s have an eat!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17097
“fuk u =)”
– davepoobond
Quote #17096
::imitating Dr. OldNBald::
“I don’t wanna spend 50 hours grading your tests on the weekend, I wanna Sunday Night Football and Monday Night Football instead of just Monday Night Football”
– davepoobond
Quote #17095
“there’s no Kleenex! fuck! I’m gonna die!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17094
“is your MOM in standard form?”
– davepoobond
Quote #17093
“If you’re having so much trouble with Algebra 2, maybe you should take Algebra 1 twice, like I did”
– davepoobond
Quote #17092
“its not modern, its just dumb!”
– davepoobond
Quote #17091
“whoopee, it’s on DVD!”
– davepoobond