Q: Who is Foodland’s favorite cartoon character?
A: Duck Tracy, of course!
Joke #17819
Q: Which movie actress really takes the cake?
A: Doris Day-nish!
Joke #17818
Q: Which conqueror do all bakers like best?
A: Attila the Bun!
Joke #17817
Q: Who was the most fruitful conqueror of all time?
A: Alexander the Grape!
Joke #17816
Q: What do you call a cat who eats a pickle?
A: A pickle puss!
Joke #17815
Q: What foods stick together?
A: Staple foods!
Joke #17814
Q: What has lots of teeth but can’t chew?
A: A comb!
Joke #17813
Q: Why would fast food lovers do well in marathons?
A: Those people like to eat and run!
Joke #17812
Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
A: They told him the meal was on the house!
Joke #17811
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fast Foodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Joke #17810
Q: Which drink do fast food customers cheer for the most?
A: Root beer!
Joke #17809
Q: Where did Superman open his fast food restaurant?
A: Somewhere near Lois Lane!
Joke #17808
Q: How come the hot dog was shivering?
A: It was served with chili beans!
Joke #17807
Q: How is celery born?
A: The “stalk” brings it!
Joke #17806
Q: How is Humpty-Dumpty best described?
A: As “one good egg”!