Q: What’s a raisin’s favorite amusement park?
A: Grape Adventure
Joke #17850
Q: What would you get if you crossed tropical fruit with a cartoon hero?
A: Papaya the Sailor Man
Joke #17849
Q: What happened when the grape saw into the future?
A: It started raisin a fuss.
Joke #17848
Q: How do you make an orange turn over?
A: Tickle its navel.
Joke #17847
Q: What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries.
Joke #17846
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Broth
Broth who?
Broth-er, this is good soup.
Joke #17845
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Soup du jour.
Soup du jour who?
Soup du jour (shut the door), it’s cold outside!
Joke #17844
SAL: “I hate alphabet soup.”
CAL: “What’s wrong with it?”
SAL: “Do I have to spell it out for you?”
Joke #17842
Q: What do you think of this joke?
A: It’s eggs-ellent!
Joke #17841
Q: Where do gangster chickens live?
A: Chickago!
Joke #17840
Q: Where do cauliflowers love to vacation?
A: Caulifornia!
Joke #17839
Q: Where does a pickle love to eat?
A: In a dilly-catessen!
Joke #17838
Q: How does celery celebrate Christmas?
A: It hangs up its stalking!
Joke #17837
Q: How do vegetables trace their ancestry?
A: They go back to their roots!
Joke #17836
Q: How do you learn to eat spaghetti?
A: By using your noodle!