National Have-Your-First-Slow-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on May 12th.
National Lose-A-Tooth Day
National Lose-A-Tooth Day – n. a holiday that occurs on May 5th.
National Non-Existence Day
National Non-Existence Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 31st.
National Hate-Your-Current-(Non)-Romance-Life Day
National Hate-Your-Current-(Non)-Romance-Life Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 29th.
National Hot-Mammas’-Birthday Day
National Hot-Mammas’-Birthday Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 16th.
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s…
National Go-To-School-And-Find-Out-There’s-Not-A-Dance-When-You-Thought-There-Was Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 12th, but ONLY when it falls on a Friday.
National Play-A-Prank-On-Someone Day
National Play-A-Prank-On-Someone Day – n. a holiday that occurs on April 1st. Oh wait, that’s April Fools day. Nevermind.
National Not-Good-Disco-Dance Day
National Not-Good-Disco-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 23rd.
National Good-Disco-Dance Day
National Good-Disco-Dance Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 22nd.
National Cancel-A-Field-Trip Day
National Cancel-A-Field-Trip Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 19th.
National Get-Your-Braces-On Day
National Get-Your-Braces-On Day – n. a holiday that occurs on March 16th.
National Realize-You-Have-An-Elderly-Relative…
National Realize-You-Have-An-Elderly-Relative-And-Talk-To-Them Day – n. a holiday that occurs on February 22nd.
National 210 Day
National 210 Day – n. a holiday that occurs on February 10th.
National Dance-Underachievement Day
National Dance-Underachievement Day – n. a holiday that occurs on February 9th.
National Dance-Failure Day
National Dance-Failure Day – n. a holiday that occurs on February 8th.