886 – n. an 882 scantron with a mini essay booklet attached
1712
1712 – n. a large pink/purple/red scantron with an essay space on the back. Pronounced typically as “Seventeen Twelve.” The retarded way to name it is “One Seven One Two.”
4521
4521 – n. a large blue Scantron that no one uses
nidokean
nidokean – n. a cake that looks like a video game console
fover
fover – n. a cake that has an iPod buried in the middle of it
speclacred
speclacred – n. a cake that looks like an iPod
cromowsg
cromowsg – n. a cake that looks like a CD-player
alequin
alequin – v. to listen to Cake while eating cake
boalhayo
boalhayo – n. a random item (that you wouldn’t normally expect) falling out of a purse
frinna
frinna – n. a random AA battery that falls out of a purse
minticrebh
minticrebh – v. to keep a single AA battery in your purse
feruoshs
feruoshs – v. to eat banana chips while fingering your best friend’s girlfriend
sotishitot
sotishitot – v. to eat cranberry trail mix while mutilating someone’s face
ssucsuch
ssucsuch – n. a bed made out of Snickers bars
nocipot
nocipot – v. to eat a Snickers bar while having sex