fagocyte – n. a microscopic cell that is a fag
faggoteer
faggoteer – n. one who has sex with gay people.
Ex. Go to hell, you fucking faggoteer.
faggit
faggit – n. how a dumbass spells faggot
faft
faft – v. to eat a tree
faeidsye
faeidsye – n. a huge paper clip
fadob
fadob – v. to fall into a pot backwards
fadickle
fadickle – n. a cyclops monkey that eats paint chips for entertainment. The females grow huge protruding butts to attract males.
Ex. Hi! I’m Steve Irwin and today we’re going after fadickles. You can buy them at a Wal-Mart near you!
fadecom
fadecom – n. a nickname that makes no sense where it came from your name.
Ex. Kari is a nickname for Catherine. Dick is for Richard. They’re both fadecoms.
fack
fack – Interjection. fuck.. god damn.
Ex. I hate my fackin life. YEA BOOYY I love gage!
face lift
face lift – n. something Sharon Turner needs to get WAY before she gets a boob job
fabanna
fabanna – v. to staple a fish to a shopping cart and call it FISH-CART: the most powerful force in the galaxy
ezra
ezra – v. to pull on someone’s pig tail(s)
eyvela
eyvela – n. a flat hot dog. It slides into a bun easily.
eyg
eyg – n. a ghost that lives in a purse
eyelet
eyelet – n. a hole in a shoe to put shoelaces in