fart disease – n. the disease you get when you get AIDS from a fart
Fart de Mieux
Fart de Mieux – n. a Quebec Separatist fart
fart-cock
fart-cock – n. a pompous fart
Fart-champetre
fart-champetre – n. Franco-Manitoban Winter Flatulence Festival featuring lots of home-baked beans in maple syrup
fart-buster
fart-buster – n. the magic ingredient in GAS-X flatulence relief
fartbourg
fartbourg – n. an obnoxious name-dropping fart
Fartberg
Fartberg – n. the home of the biggest political fart around
fart bag
fart bag – n. a humor-challenged pay equity coordinator
fartaway
fartaway – n. the unmuffled strategic release of fetid air at an inopportune time
fartative
fartative – adj. descriptive of the awkward behavior of a fart perpetrator who’s been fingered in the act
;} something that makes you fart
fartasy
fartasy – n. a whimsical fart
;} a fantasy that involves farting a whole lot
fartastic
fartastic – adj. descriptive of a particularly creative fart
fartality
fartality – n. the victim of fart attack
fartalism
fartalism – n. the feeling of inevitability one gets when one can hold it in no longer
fart accompli
fart accompli – n. a silent observer of a fart perpetrator in a confined space