jow – adj. to be in trouble for eating a bag of jelly beans
jouioiit
jouioiit – v. to shine different colored lights into your pet’s eyes
josub
josub – n. a piece of furniture that is only $99
josney
josney – n. banana waffles
Josh McKenzie 2
Josh McKenzie 2 – n. a stupid piece of shit who is a huge wigger and wants to lick his little sisters clitoris and plays with his little brothers wiener every day just so he can say he got some from someone, and yes I agree the only way he can get a girlfriend is if he loses a bet.
Ex. WOW, josh is a faggoty dick licker. JOSH’S MOM IS A HOT PIECE OF ASS
jordansmith
jordansmith – n. a mean butthole who likes to hump monkeys and eat their monkey crap
joort
joort – v. to steal a fish from a bear
joog
joog – n. a store so famous it shut down
Jon Turner
Jon Turner – n. a lazy, spoiled rotten piece of shit
jonk
jonk – v. to jump on a car then jump into a mob that is after you
jonamotter
jonamotter – n. a gay Harry Potter look-a-like who is forgetful and dumb.
Ex. What a jonamotter.
jokamarel
jokamarel – n. a funny marel <see marel>
joiue
joiue – n. a marriage made in hell
johnsartoriitis
johnsartoriitis – v. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.
;} One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.
Ex. He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.
John Kerry
John Kerry – n. a dumbass man who can’t decide what they want to do (as if George Bush knew what he was doing any better).
Ex. John Kerry. I hate John Kerry. George Bush is a John Kerry.