“We told each other our clues. We solved the problem. Telling everyone else our clues worked well, no”
– davepoobond
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #23394
“I don’t study much, but I get a passing grade at least”
– davepoobond
Quote #23393
“they are the same, no because I didn’t”
– davepoobond
Quote #23376
“Change is what’s happening to every animal’s body and soul every minute of their lives”
– from around high school
Quote #23375
“Swing, ya ding-a-ling!”
– from the radio
Quote #23374
“Screw-the-Bean-Counters”
– ? Must be from some marketing thing.
Quote #23373
“Don’t get PISTOL WHIPPED by the bean counters. Make your move now and save $95 bucks. See inside…”
– ? Must be from some terrible marketing thing.
Quote #23365
sisterpoobond: Why do you always close my door?
davepoobond: Cause I don’t like seeing you.
Quote #23356
“$13 Billion + California public schools = A good thing.”
– ?
Quote #23352
“En la manana, tengo dos testiculos, ahora tengo uno.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23351
“Though various female characters are portrayed poorly throughout the novel, the author also portrays males poorly. This male bashing, in addition to the slwdevin, of females, whites, and blacks in general, show that humca nature can often be cruel and corrupted.”
– found at davepoobond’s high school
YouSendIt Becomes Hightail
YouSendIt, my “favorite” file sharing service (mostly because of the customer interactions and complete buffoonery that seems to run their business) has decided to ruin the one thing that they had going for them — their name.
Hightail is the perfect name for the people who run YouSendIt. Instead of something that describes a focused and effective service, they renamed to something that is ambiguous, has no real direction, and alludes to asses in the air as they run away from something that is about to explode (which would be their servers and web site, since they suck).
I’m mostly glad they changed their name because, my God — Look at the amazing response they’ve garnered from their “passionate” renaming!
This whole name change thing reminds me of another article I wrote in my Breakdown series…
Also, the video they put up is absolutely asinine. Look at the corporate gushery that goes around their stupid name!
Quote #23119
davepoobond: “Isn’t that cheating?”
E-Z: “How is that cheating?”
davepoobond: “That’s what every cheater says.”
Quote #23118
Angry Pizza Lady: “I’m going to miss you, David.”
davepoobond: “Why? What’s going to happen to me?”
Quote #23117
“I don’t believe in label so i consider myself a beautiful person. who needs label anywayz =).”
– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile