Try: Oooh! New 100 dollar bill!
davepoobond: Yeah, its crispy. Don’t you want to eat it?
Try: I’d rather transform it into something more nourishing.
davepoobond: Oh come on, you mean to tell me you’ve never eaten a 100 dollar bill?
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #20268
“Its unseasonably hot!”
– davepoobond
Quote #20267
“That woman is all ass, in more ways that one”
– davepoobond
Quote #20266
“The world is full of hate, and I have 50% of it”
– davepoobond
Quote #20265
“no wonder I felt like eating a burrito today, its cinco de mayo!”
– davepoobond
Quote #20264
“The way I see it, we all have opened up our own franchise of poop, and we deliver daily. Most of the time. There’s this big central warehouse where they send all their product to the franchise stores, and then we sell it back to the public as shit.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20263
“That’s wrong. Wrong as worng is spelled for wrong.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20262
::writing with his left hand::
“Left hand. I can’t write well with it. Look at this shitty writing. Relationship between race, intelligence, and personality.”
– davepoobond
Quote #20261
“If Tim Meadows and the guy from the Big Spin can do it, why can’t I???”
– davepoobond
Quote #20260
“i have like cock cock cock ass and mouth with cock in it”
– davepoobond
Quote #20259
“Cailyn is Hot!!! -> Hotter than hot -> hotter than a set of twin babies”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
Quote #20258
“INA is booty-ful”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
Quote #20257
“I will take your soul”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
Quote #20256
“pack it up, big boy”
– from somewhere around davepoobond’s school
Quote #20255
“just looking at her makes my prostate swell”
– davepoobond