“It burns, Bastion! Oh, it BURNS!! Reyna’s meatloaf is eating a hole through my stomach!”
– From a video game
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“It burns, Bastion! Oh, it BURNS!! Reyna’s meatloaf is eating a hole through my stomach!”
– From a video game
“unbelievable! Simply unbelievable! I try to be friendly, and what do I get? An endless stream of verbal abuse!”
– From a video game
“It’s that weirdo who kept sneaking peeks at Milea’s butt!”
– From a video game
“that voice! That horrible voice!”
– From a video game
“Andrew? The alcoholic womanizer? What’s HE doing here?”
– From a video game
“oh, you’re gonna be one of the 25-year-olds at our school”
– Miss Canoffat
“Studying on a regular basis is conducive to good grades”
– Miss Canoffat
“Insulting my mother was an affront to my pride, as Joe soon found out!”
– Miss Canoffat
“Because of his credulity, it was very easy to play tricks on him”
– Miss Canoffat
“The destitute woman lived on the streets, and slept in a box”
– Miss Canoffat
“The caustic chemicals ate right through the counter top”
– Miss Canoffat
“you can always tell when it is raining–the little squeegies!”
– Miss Canoffat
“ok keep goin kid”
– Miss Canoffat
“harsh? no….”
– Miss Canoffat
“the computer-something in the sky deciding when to add more students”
– Miss Canoffat