Brett: “Wanna blow my straw?”
davepoobond: “No!”
Brett: “Someone’s grumpy…”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #21121
Kid: “Mom! There’s a talking potato with a hat and a coat with no mouth on the TV.”
Mom: “Don’t worry, its educational television. Its good.”
– from the TV
Quote #21120
Raymond: “since we’re a day ahead, can we have a party?”
Dr. OldNBald: “oh yeah, we’re havin’ a party on Friday…”
::Dr. OldNBald points to “test on Fri.” written on the blackboard::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21119
SuperiorDonald: “how much do you think public schools cost to run a year?”
davepoobond: “5 dollars”
::davepoobond holds up 5 fingers::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21118: You Like That Engine?
::davepoobond is driving his car, which is a 1982 Mercedes Turbo Diesel. The passenger window is open, and a white truck stops at the window. This is at a stop light. The guy in the truck says something, but davepoobond’s music is too loud. davepoobond looks outside at the guy::
davepoobond: “Huh?”
::davepoobond turns the music down, the guy says it again, but davepoobond can’t hear it well enough, so he turns off the stereo::
davepoobond: “what?”
Guy: “do you like that motor?”
::davepoobond didn’t really understand his question the first time::
davepoobond: “excuse me?”
Guy: “do you like that motor?”
davepoobond: “um…yeah, its alright”
Guy: “diesel, right?”
davepoobond: “yeah…”
::davepoobond is freaked out at this guy now. There’s silence for a few more seconds, but seemed like at least a minute.::
Guy: “yeah, I’m going to pick up a diesel motor today…”
::Guy says something else, but davepoobond isn’t really listening anymore::
davepoobond: “oh…..ok….”
::davepoobond scooches his car up, and the light turns green, davepoobond drives away as fast as he can — thinking the guy was gonna try and get his motor or something::
Quote #21117
sisterpoobond: “where’s the meat?”
davepoobond: “up your butt and around the corner!”
– at davepoobond’s house
Quote #21116
Dr. OldNBald: “Robert, what are we talking about, here?”
Robert: “Mowing lawns.”
Dr. OldNBald: “Mowing lawns!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21115
::davepoobond pulls a Kleenex from a Kleenex box and candy wrappers come out, as he pulls more, more and more come out, and falls on the desk next to the box::
davepoobond: “someone put trash into the Kleenex box…”
::Dr. OldNBald silently comes over and picks up the trash and throws it away::
Dr. OldNBald: Don’t worry, I did NOT think you were smuggling candy into the room…”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21114
Jessica: “is it Mrs. or miss?”
Miss Canoffat: “Miss.”
::the class chuckles::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21113
Dr. OldNBald (points at someone): “your name is…?”
Andy: “Andy”
Dr. OldNBald: “don’t answer ‘Andy’”
::Dr. OldNBald shakes his finger at him::
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21112
John: YEAH! We ARE-THE WINNERS!
Cindy: Correction: you are the LOSERS
John: Correction: NO!
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21111
“this is much better than the tree”
“I’ll say!”
– from Angels in the Outfield
Quote #21110
stimpyismyname: “Stop TAPPING ME!”
davepoobond: “stop tapping your MOM!”
– from davepoobond’s high school
Quote #21109
“I’m just dandy!! I’ve got a bowl of chocolate pudding my underpants!”
“uhh….we didn’t have any pudding in there, buddy”
– from Black Sheep
Quote #21108
“…but no cancer?”
“no cancer”
“ah! its a miracle” ::cries::
– from the TV