“The kangaroo is spitting acid.”
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Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
“The kangaroo is spitting acid.”
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“You suck large portions of ass.”
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“My watch bit me.”
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“Cigarettes shrink your weenie. (this is true also. Don’t smoke.)”
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“The ice cream is lazy.”
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“My juice is chunky.”
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“My ass just inflated.”
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“You stink like big poop”
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“We are the yourtth pof america. you cannot tle”
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“Give me my ball or I’ll take your balls and throw them against the wall”
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“Let’s go to the zoo and prance with the zebras.”
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“Don’t touch me there…..Or there.”
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“My neutered cat has a bigger wang than you.”
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“Would you like to go out with me. We can get naked, cover ourselves in peanut butter and stand in the woods. Or we could get pizza.”
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