“I will not have a quotidian life because I will want to make myself have a different experience every day, as I do not wish to have a boring life.”
– davepoobond
Category Archives: Quotes
Quotes, re-enactments, “real-life” chat logs.
Quote #23019
“Miss Horny is on a power trip, so she used Johnny as an example for her expression of power, by threatening to suspend him for three days in front of the class.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23018
“I had insulted someone to the point they started crying, so I had to say I was sorry, and everything was ok.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23017
“One day I was walking home from school, when all of a sudden somebody came over to me. He took my glasses and stomped on them. He took my clothes off and then burned them while I watched mournfully at the bon fire in front of me. I cried for 3 weeks straight afterwards.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23016
“A juggler would have a moiety of time to catch each ball he is juggling and then throwing it back up.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23015: Drug Education Does Not Work
“Spare me the stupid visits from cops once every month for about a year, you’re just making us aware of what drugs are out there so we can be influenced to go and try them.”
– davepoobond
Quote #23013: Rate Your Adolescence
How would you rate or evaluate your period of adolescence? What has it been like, typical, atypical, etc.
“My period of adolescence has been atypical. I do not do anything fun or out of the ordinary. The most exciting thing I would do would be going to a movie and coming back home at a late hour. My adolescence has been nothing but going to school and going back home, for the rest of the day, and have it all repeat the next day.”
– davepoobond
Quote #22979
“You can never have too many hamburgers when you’re on vacation like us.”
– a lady customer at a fast food joint
Quote #22977: This Service
“Well, I tried it fo free and decided it had value to me in my work.
I convinced my boss that the company should provide this to me to share large files with my customers.
He finally agreed and now after one use I it doesn’t work!!!!!!!
Thanks YouSendIt I can now eat crow and ask my boss to cancel the subscription!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
– From the YouSendIt forums
Quote #22954
Customer: “Workin hard or hardly workin?”
davepoobond: “Workin’ soft!”
::Awkward silence for a couple seconds::
davepoobond: “Didn’t expect that, huh?”
Customer: “I’m not even touchin that.”
– at davepoobond’s job
Quote #22953
“I’ve always wondered… do you take the stickers off the pencils after you buy them?”
– A customer at davepoobond’s job
Quote #22951: You Send It are Useless
“Every time I try to use it, it prompts me to ‘Log in’. OK, I log in. Then it says: This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says… well, you get the picture. IT DOESN’T WORK. Then, when I attempt to contact customer support, the Caht box window resizes itself so the ‘send’ button is cut off. So No chat is possible. So I try to email. ‘Still loading’ after 55 minutes.
So I upgrade. BIG MISTAKE. Now I’ve just PAID top have the message This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says This account is already registered. pleaseLog in. So I log in again. Then it says… USELESS GARBAGE. Goodbye.”
– from the YouSendIt forums
Quote #22949
“This isn’t even a bowl! It’s a cup!”
– MWMATRD
Quote #22948
“When you guys die before me, because of your bad food choices, I’ll be laughing on your grave while suckin’ down my bowl of heaven.”
– MWMATRD
Quote #22943
(Someone complaining about a service outage)
“ummmm…this is killing me and my business, let me thnak you for this slow and painful death of a good day”
– from the YouSendIt forums