Parody of “Absolutely,” by Nine Days
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THIS IS A STORY BOUT A GRILL
HAD A GAS LEAK AND BURNT THE WHOLE WORLD
BUT WHILE LOOKED SO SAD THROUGH ALL THE SMOKE I ABSOLUTLY LOVE HIM
WHEN HE COOKS
HOW MANY DAYS OF THE YEAR DO YOU WAKE UP WITH HOPE BUT ONLY FINE THAT THE SMOKE HASN’T CLEARED
BUT EACH TIME HE SITS THERE WEARIN HOLES IN THE SOULS OF HIS WHEELS
NOW YOOUR CHARCOLE NEVER LAYS IN QUIT THE SAME WAY
ANDYOU NEVER SEEM TO RUN OUT OF RECIPES
Parody of “Winter Wonderland”
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Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It’s yellow, not white, I’ve been there tonight,
marking up my winter wonder land.
Smell that tree? That’s my fragrance.
It’s a sign for wondering vagrants.
Aviod where I pee, it’s my prop-er-ty!
Marking up my winter wonderland.
In the meadow Mom will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I’ll left my leg and let it go, man,
so all the world will know that it’s mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
stay off my turf, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland!
Parody of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”
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Old Bin Laden went to hell
EIEIO
And in this hell there were amer-i-cans
EIEIO
So they beat him up and stuffed his head in a pot
There was some more but I forgot
Old Bin Laden went to hell
EIEIO
Parody of “Yankee Doodle”
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Yankee Doodle went to Hell
Riding on a pony
Stuck a big dick up his ass
And called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle shot his load
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the mess and the step
And with the rag be handy
Parody of “Blue,” by Eiffel 65
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yo listen up heres the story about a little guy with great big blue balls
and all day and all night they are blue like him inside and outside blue
his house with a blue little window and a blue corvet and both his nuts are
blue for him and himself and everybody around cause he aint got nobody to
suck them………..they’re blue da ba de da ba di……….i have a blue
house with a blue window blue is the color my balls are cause i aint got
nobody to suck them i have a girlfriend and she wont suck my blue balls
blue are the people here that walk around blue like my car that sits
outside blue like the feelings that live inside me but my girlfriends
inside is pink…………they’re blue da ba de da ba di…….i have some
blue nuts with some blue pubic hairs blue is the color my nuts have always
been blue are the streets and all the trees are too i have a girlfriend and
she smells like poo …………..they’re blue da ba de da ba
di…………..inside and outside blue is his house with a blue little
window and everything is blue for him and and everybody
around…………they’re blue da ba de da ba di………….
Parody of “Bawitdaba,” by Kid Rock.
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(chorus)
bawitdabadabanddabanddiggydiggydiggysaidthaboogysaidupjumpthaboogy 10x
IM REALLY HOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR…
HORNY!!
(chorus again)
now this is for the guys that dont have any weeners, the naked donkeys
and the topless fatass guys from down the street, the horny freaks, and
the cars packed with cheese bread, the wee wee thats not horny and the
chics with weeners, all the sluts underneath the stardust hotel in las
vegas that gave me 10 reasons to be the faggot i am. you can look for
your penis, but that aint fun.. now get in the bed and start wacking your
dilly!
(chorus.. again)
I have no penis, its really sad.. The sluts underneath the stardust hotel
in las vegas had to lick my pubic hair theres nothing there hey thats the
first fucking thing that rhymes in this song. To all you bastards that
made fun of me, the last concert i had i pissed myself badly and everyone
thought i was a loser, which i am! you can look for your penis, but that
and fun.. now get in the bed and start wacking your dilly!
(chorus…)
the end
Parody of the Gilligan’s Island theme song.
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Just pick that bum, and enjoy that pick,
Its quite a pick of bum,
That pick is one thats very nice, so eat a bunch of mung,
A toad once told me that i sucked, i beat him with a branch,
Off the old sic-a-more, that made me laugh and prance,
Made me laugh and prance,
That bum was red and sore my freind, stopping’s well advised,
Just then that toad came to mind, now im lots less kind,
Now im lots less kind,
That bum was beaten many times, o’ many times indeed,
Oh beating it!
With a stick!
Red and green guts!
That toad was dead,
But whoopsy whoops,
Its a bum,
Oh its a bum indeeeeeeeed!
Parody of the Green Acres theme song.
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Green poopies is a dreaded disease,
Pain will come, welp, on very swift wings,
I cant imagine haveing green poop,
Darlin’ I’m sorry but poop is poop,
–green poop
–whoop whoop
–pain there
–where where
Poop is poop, yes this may be,
But you are my bung hole,
You’re comin’ with me!
Parody of “You Drive Me Crazy,” by Britney Spears
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Baby
I’m so into you
But your not the only one
That I’ve ever screwed
Baby
You spin me around
My hair extentions
Fall right to the ground
Everytime you look at me
I do my shimmy
And you start to flee
Loving you means so much more
But its not as fun to me as being a whore
*chorus*
I drive you crazy
You just cant sleep
I’m so annoying
And, I’m such a geek
Oh crazy
I wear clothes too tight
Baby thinking of me
Keeps me busy all night
You tell me
I look like a goat
And I cant even
Reach a high note
Dont tell me
You wanna be free
Just cuz my make-up
Is done all shitty
Loving you means so much more
But its not as fun to me as being a whore
*chorus repeated*
Crazy
I’m so confused
I’m such a ditz
And I have fake boobs
Crazy
But they feel alright
Every day and every night
*chorus repeated*
Wild Wild West where is all the rest?
This movie’s such a bore.
There’s gotta be some more!
There ain’t no Rough Riders,
Will Smith has got to be a liar.
What’s with that girl they found in the bird cage?
She shouldn’t be rescueing her hubby at her age.
She said he was her Daddy, no hes’s not!
She ain’t worth me fightin that mad man’s robots.
Did you see the mad man messin wit me?
You can tell the whole tale is done all cheesy!
I really hate the Wild Wild West, yeah I really hate it!
Now who ya gonna call?
Not the AMCs!
Now who you gonna call?
Maybe Chuckie Cheez?
No one’s gonna play the movie.
Except this lame brother named Louie, writing this song!
Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West)
Wild Wild West where is all the rest?
This movie’s such a bore.
There’s gotta be some more!
There ain’t no Rough Riders,
Will Smith has got to be a liar.
To be continued….
We’re doing this for spite
‘Cuz Backstreet’s lookin’ for a fight
We’ll sell with all our might
Hey, bring the money!
We’ll sell with out delay
And greatly increase our pay
So now it’s time to lay,
Down and reel in the dough!
I know I’ve seen you at the store
It ain’t no lie
I wanna see you out that door
With our stuff buy, buy!
BUY, BUY!
We get lots of money just to sing for you
The name of this game’s called revenue
Buy our CD’s
And it ain’t no lie
Common, buy, buy, buy!
I’m sorry if we seem a little tough
But that many zeros are not enough
Give us money please
And it ain’t no lie
Common, buy, buy, buy!
OK don’t be really tough
Just go out and buy our stuff
Especially the posters
‘Cuz we’re buff!
I know we are wealthy
But it’s just not enough you see
‘Cause we are really greedy
Dusk till dawn
We’ve got money but we want some more
It ain’t no lie
N*SYNC’s salaries blow sky high
When you buy, buy, buy!
BUY BUY!
We lip-sync to get lots of money from you
The name of this games’s called revenue
Buy our CD’s
And it ain’t no lie
Common, buy, buy, buy!
Sorry if we seem a little tough
But 10 billion dollars is not enough
Give us money please
And it ain’t no lie
Common, buy, buy, buy
BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!
Parody of “I Want It That Way,” by the Backstreet Boys
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Are we annoying?
Because we cant sing
We dont sound that bad
But its true we’re just a fad
We all know we lip-sync, its true
We use vocal editing
Cuz we cant sing
That backstreet boys hate N’sync
Tell me why
I’m givin’ you a heartache
Tell me why
I’m givin’ you a headache
Tell me why
I never wanna here you say
We all sound the same way
Who put da’ house on fire?
It was Nick!
Man your such a liar
Just forget it, we all know we can’t sing
But we’re makin’ money *cha-ching*
Tell me why
I’m givin’ you a heartache
Tell me why
I’m givin’ you a headache
Tell me why
I never wanna here you say
We all sound the same way
Now I can tell that you think we can’t sing
Can’t sing very good at all, yeah
But, hey! Guess what? You’re probably right
But at least I went out wit’ Britney
Last night
I think we’ve made our point
That we cannot sing
We cant, we cant, we cant, we cant
Dont wanna hear you say…
Tell me why
I’m givin’ you a heartache
Tell me why
I’m givin’ you a headache
Tell me why
I never wanna here you say
We all sound the same way
Parody of “Mambo #5,” by Lou Bega
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Ladies and gentlemen
This is Mambo 4.9 by Lou Bega!
One, two, three, four, five.
Everybody in the car, so come on.
Let’s ride to the Cracker Brrol around the corner,
The boys say they want some apple juice
But I really don’t want some.
Tummybusty like it was last week
I must eat and sleep cause talk is cheap.
I like brownies, cakes, cookies, and pitas,
and as I continue you know they’re are getting sweeter!
So what can I do I really hungry and you my Lord
To me eating it’s just like sport.
Anything fried, it’s all good let me eat it
please let me have the crumpet.
A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.
A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.
A little bit of butter, but not to much.
A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.
A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.
A little bit of mustard is always good.
A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.
A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.
Mambo 4.9
Eat in now, I don’t care, it’s just a cow!
Eat it now that foul! Yeah!
Put a bite in.
Take one bite left.
Take one bite right.
One to the back and one to the side.
Bite the food once.
Chew the food twice.
And if it tastes real good
then your eating it right!
A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.
A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.
A little bit of butter, but not to much.
A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.
A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.
A little bit of mustard is always good.
A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.
A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.
Crumpets.
CRUMPETS!
Mambo 4.9
A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.
A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.
A little bit of butter, but not to much.
A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.
A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.
A little bit of mustard is always good.
A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.
A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.
I do all to eat all this.
A stomach ache is worth the risk.
Cause this food is just so good!
A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.
A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.
A little bit of butter, but not to much.
A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.
A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.
A little bit of mustard is always good.
A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.
A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.
Parody of the song “A Hunting We Will Go”
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Erase Erase Erase
Erase Erase Erase
Hi-ho-themerry-oh
an Erasing we will go
Going to erase some bears
Going to erase some bears
Hi-ho-the-merry-oh
an Erasing we will go
Going to shoot a tiger
Going to shoot a tiger
Hi-ho-the-merry-oh
an Eraser can be a gun
oh no oh no oh no
I got arrested by
the African police department
Parody of “The Brady Bunch” theme song
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Here’s a story
Of an ugly lady
Too bad this ho
Did not know
That her daughters were ugly
Here’s a story
Of a smelly man
Who you can’t stay
10 seconds with
or else you would suffocate and die
I wouldn’t wanna be his kids
Then One day this ugly lady met this smelly fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch
that this group of ugly people
would make a great ugly bunch
so they got married the next day
and thank God for that
now no one, has to marry those 2 ugly people now
THE UGLY BUUUNNCHH!!!
THE UGLY BUNCH
That’s the way they became the ugly bunch
THE UGLY BUNCH!
THE UGLY BUNCH!
Oh did we mention we had an ugly maid also?