Mombo 4.9

Parody of “Mambo #5,” by Lou Bega

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Ladies and gentlemen

This is Mambo 4.9 by Lou Bega!

 

One, two, three, four, five.

Everybody in the car, so come on.

Let’s ride to the Cracker Brrol around the corner,

The boys say they want some apple juice

But I really don’t want some.

 

Tummybusty like it was last week

I must eat and sleep cause talk is cheap.

I like brownies, cakes, cookies, and pitas,

and as I continue you know they’re are getting sweeter!

 

 

So what can I do I really hungry and you my Lord

To me eating it’s just like sport.

Anything fried, it’s all good let me eat it

please let me have the crumpet.

 

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

 

 

Mambo 4.9

 

Eat in now, I don’t care, it’s just a cow!

Eat it now that foul! Yeah!

Put a bite in.

Take one bite left.

Take one bite right.

One to the back and one to the side.

Bite the food once.

Chew the food twice.

And if it tastes real good

then your eating it right!

 

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

 

 

Crumpets.

CRUMPETS!

Mambo 4.9

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

 

 

I do all to eat all this.

A stomach ache is worth the risk.

Cause this food is just so good!

 

 

A little bit of turkey on Thanksgiving.

A little bit of gravy with some trimmings.

A little bit of butter, but not to much.

A little bit of salt adds the perfect touch.

A little bit of ketchup in my neighborhood.

A little bit of mustard is always good.

A little bit of sugar is oh so sweet.

A little bit of syrup is something you can’t beat.

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