London bridge can really talk
Really talk
Really talk
London bridge can really talk
And it says shut up!
London bridge can really talk
Really talk
Really talk
London bridge can really talk
And it says shut up!
London bridge is falling up
Falling up
Falling up
London bridge is falling up
Because it can fly!
London bridge was built by a
Built by a
Built by a
London bridge was built by a
Mutant ninja turtle!
(had to put that in somewhere!)
Boobs and buns are falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Boobs and buns are falling down
You old lady
London Bridge is upping up
Upping up
Upping up
London Bridge is upping up
What the heck does that mean?
Belgium Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Belgium bridge is falling down
Who the heck cares except the taxpayers?
Dr. Eggman’s falling down,
Falling down
Falling down
Dr. Eggman’s falling down,
Sonic beat him.
London Bridge is a bird
Is a bird
Is a bird
Is a bird
London Bridge is a bird
Oh wait, no it’s not!!!!!!!!!!!
London Bridge is burning up
Burning up
Burning up
London Bridge is burning up
Cuz I wanted to smoke it!!!!!!!!!!
Londons ass wears a crown
wears a crown
wears a crown
londons ass wears a crown
and now It’s homosexual
(SEXXXXXXXXU-OO-OO-ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!)
my butt didn’t pass preschool
pass preschool
pass preschool
my butt didn’t pass preschool
so it is a dumbass
(get it?)
I just ripped a big loud fart,
big loud fart,
big loud fart,
I just ripped a big loud fart,
and everybody died.
who will buy my purple shoe
purple shoe
purple shoe
if u dont i will run after you
and beat you to death with it until you pay up dammit
(after crazy old lady in camden wouldnt take no for answer, we dont want your freakin shoe!!!!!!!!!)
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
evil plan
evil plan
Stephan Hawking’s evil plan
remove the plug
I once sneezed and corn fell out
corn fell out
corn fell out
I once sneezed and corn fell out
and now I’m lactose intolerant